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The Jug Is Leaking
Last month, Amy Winehouse debuted her new breast implants by puffing out her shiny new chest and strutting around on the street like she was a male quail showing off her fine plumage to a hen. But it looks like even this improvement has literally blown up in her face because her fake boob is [...]
Winehouse Desires Assplants
We’re going to see a lot more of Amy Winehouse coming up. By that we mean that she’s planning on getting plasticine balloons shoved inside her butt cheeks, making them R. Crumb worthy. The Daily Mail reports:
Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]
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Well, Those Are New
So if you were to sit down and make out a laundry list of ways to improve Amy Winehouse, what would you include? Cortisone cream would be on there, sure. A new pair of shoes. Fresh ideas for songwriting, that’s a good one. Oh, and not smoking crack. That’d work. But of all the things [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Return of the 'house
Wino, precious Wino, we never knew we missed ya till ya came back. Here we have delicate blossom Amy Winehouse returning to England after a six month hiatus on the isle of St. Lucia. But it isn't all sand and sunshine. She's back in the UK to go to court and also because her songs [...]
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Because You Care Enough to Send the Very Beast
These days, there's a greeting card for almost everything. Anniversaries. Bat mitzvahs. "Sorry you got laid off". Pet deaths. But the other day we were looking for a 2 dimensional paper way to tell a friend, "Buck up, that impetigo will get better once you stop smoking so much crack" and we were shit out [...]
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