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Amy Smart: A Regular Nomi Malone

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:58:17 +0000

Our blind love for certain celebrity ladies has been well-documented on these pages. Mandy Moore, Cate Blanchett, Isla Fisher, Julianne Moore . . . they are like beautiful psychedelic mushrooms growing on the cow turds of the celebrity world. Wow, that sounded a lot better in our heads. At any rate, perky little Amy Smart is up there in their ranks. She can do no wrong. Especially when it comes to pole dancing. Says IMDb:

Actress Amy Smart had such fun preparing to play a pole dancer in Crank sequel High Voltage, she has pledged to keep up her striptease lessons for her boyfriend.

The star took a series of classes, found her perfect tune and then learned how to strip and tease at fellow actress Sheila Kelly's S Factor studio in Los Angeles – and now she's hooked.

She tells WENN, "It was sexually liberating and really fun. It takes a lot of work to make it look easy. It's really awkward in the beginning but I had fun. At one point I wondered if I would ever pick it up.

"I loved my routine to Billy Squier's song 'Stroke Me'. That'll get you going on the pole! Prior to working on this film I had taken a few classes of pole dancing and strip tease at the S Factor here in Los Angeles. It's a really great place for women because it's very sexual and very female empowering. I think I'll get back into that because it was a great work-out and a great class, and there's no mirrors so you don't have to feel insecure watching yourself seeing how you look; you just sort of feel it in your body."

If that quote was from a Lohan or Lisa Rinna or Heidi Montag, we'd be laughing and gagging and gleefully pointing out stupid double entendres but it's not, so we'll just continue to sigh and doodle "Mrs. CelebNewsWire Smart" with a bunch of hearts on the spine of our geography book.

CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:40:18 +0000

ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)

ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)

ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)

ï Kelly Brook is back together with your friend Billy Zane. (F-listed)

ï Lily Allen once sang that she wanted to see you smile. Today, the dream becomes reality as shots of her cliff-diving topless emerge. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Some skintage flesh! Tricia Helfer nip slip circa 2007. Battlestar Galac-tit-ca. (Fatback)

ï The new cast of 90210 revealed! That one was for all of our under 12 and gay readers. (Bitten and Bound)

ï How I Met My Emo Lover, by Flashlee Simpson. (FemaleFirst)

ï Another kind of "bump" for Britney. (Daily Stab)

ï Shia La Beef on La Zit Cream. (Celebitchy)

ï When scabies met impetigo: a tender love story featuring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Amy Smart has a well-padded poon. (Taxi Driver)

Amy Smart: Non-Stop Titmaker

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:55:24 +0000

It appears that intrepid treasure hunters found their way to the X's on Amy Smart's breasts, dug, and unearthed the priceless booty beneath. Or the priceless boobies beneath. Or booty would also be appropriate in this case of these pictures straight from the filming of her movie Crank 2: High Voltage. Which, from the look of the pics, seems to be the tender coming-of-age story of a bare-tittied wench who buttfucks an ironically-mulletted man and then throws him over a car.

The plot thickens with nude Amy boob after the cut.

So that guy is wearing a "Nice Jugs" shirt, and then Amy promptly shows her nice jugs? Then why won't this clever Coed Naked Softball tee yield the desired results? Though, come to think of it, our "ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR" shirt often causes people to roll their eyes at us so, mission accomplished!

(pics via Egotastic)

And there's more naked Amy at MrSkin.com.

X Marks the Nips

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:59:34 +0000

According to TMZ, "Amy Smart was shot today on the set of her new movie Crank 2: High Voltage." However, we're going to pretend we didn't read that and instead just assume that she's hard at work filming New Hope for the Wretched: The Wendy O. Williams Story. Either that, or her boobs are X'ing up in preparation for the Have Heart show at Edgefest 2008. Those tits are true til death!

See more of Amy Smart's naked tarts at MrSkin.com.

Amy Smartly Pops Nip

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:59:32 +0000

In this age of futuristic doodads and mysterious yet useful technology, everything is "smart". Smart cars! Smart phones! Smart popcorn! And here's Amy Smart 10.5.1: Smart Amy Smart. After the cut, see what ensues when her smart nipple bursts forth out of her smart dress. Hint: it looks like a Smartie.

It's been nearly two long, cold years since
Amy's nip last squeaked out to make its presence known. The apparent rarity of such a sighting makes it so much sweeter than, say, a Bai Ling nip slip or a Paris Hilton. Amy Smart nipples are like a four leaf clover. Or maybe a white tiger. Only in this case, it would be a pink tiger. A fourth-inch pink tiger on a lady's boob. Tame that, Sigfried and Roy.

Get Smart! Amy's nakeder MrSkin.com.

Amy Smart's Nippy Part

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:59:32 +0000

Amy Smart is smart enough to look fresh and casual yet breezy and sexy at an event. Amy Smart is smart enough to wear a bra underneath her sheer shirt. But Amy Smart is kind of dumb, because she didn't seem to realize that when you're wearing a bra under a sheer shirt, your breasts should go inside the bra. Sexy aftermath after the jump.

Unless that little girl is Amy Smart's daughter, and is still breastfeeding at age 9, and just got finished with brunch, and the photographer snapped before Amy had a chance to tuck her teat away, we just don't understand this one. A bra without cups? It's a real headscratcher. And by "headscratcher" we mean "crotchstroker".
More Amy nip pics are at Egotastic!.

And there's plenty more naked Amy flesh at MrSkin.com.