Tag Archives: Amy Smart
Amy Smart: A Regular Nomi Malone
Our blind love for certain celebrity ladies has been well-documented on these pages. Mandy Moore, Cate Blanchett, Isla Fisher, Julianne Moore . . . they are like beautiful psychedelic mushrooms growing on the cow turds of the celebrity world. Wow, that sounded a lot better in our heads. At any rate, perky little Amy [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
Amy Smart: Non-Stop Titmaker
It appears that intrepid treasure hunters found their way to the X's on Amy Smart's breasts, dug, and unearthed the priceless booty beneath. Or the priceless boobies beneath. Or booty would also be appropriate in this case of these pictures straight from the filming of her movie Crank 2: High Voltage. Which, from the look [...]
X Marks the Nips
According to TMZ, "Amy Smart was shot today on the set of her new movie Crank 2: High Voltage." However, we're going to pretend we didn't read that and instead just assume that she's hard at work filming New Hope for the Wretched: The Wendy O. Williams Story. Either that, or her boobs are X'ing [...]
Amy Smartly Pops Nip
In this age of futuristic doodads and mysterious yet useful technology, everything is "smart". Smart cars! Smart phones! Smart popcorn! And here's Amy Smart 10.5.1: Smart Amy Smart. After the cut, see what ensues when her smart nipple bursts forth out of her smart dress. Hint: it looks like a Smartie.
Amy Smart's Nippy Part
Amy Smart is smart enough to look fresh and casual yet breezy and sexy at an event. Amy Smart is smart enough to wear a bra underneath her sheer shirt. But Amy Smart is kind of dumb, because she didn't seem to realize that when you're wearing a bra under a sheer shirt, your breasts [...]