Baby Mama Is a Baby Mama. Diabolical!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:40:03 +0000

The pregnancy epidemic is spreading like wildfires across the western U.S.! No one is safe from the mutant strain of semen that is penetrating the ova of the rich and famous! Your Earth diaphragms are useless against their powers! Bwahahahahahaha! Anyway. SNL comedienne Amy Poehler has announced that she is knocked up by her husband, Arrested Development dude Will Arnett. Reports Us:

Baby Mama star Amy Poehler is not only pregnant on the big screen ó she's expecting in real life, too.

Her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com that the actress, 36, and her husband, actor Will Arnett, are expecting their first child this fall.

"I'm great with kids," Poehler recently told New York's Daily News. "I think I'm still a big giant kid. I understand them and usually we're the same size. I think I understand the way they look up at the world. I get it."

Funniest baby ever. That kid is going to grow up and be so hilarious that he will win the heart of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. And then they, in turn, will make babies of their own. Babies so beautiful and humorous that they will steal the attention of every vaguely attractive human being on the planet. And the rest of us will die alone, unfunny and ugly, surrounded by our own filth and negative self-worth. Thanks a heap, stupid Poehler fetus.

Amy Poehler at MrSkin.com? Oh yes. Yes she is.

Lindsay's Former Co-stars Try to Keep up by Flashing Tit

Agent E. — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:54:35 +0000

Remember a couple years ago when you went to see Mean Girls under the guise that your niece begged and begged until you gave in? And remember how you felt really guilty staring at Lindsay Lohan's breasts for the entire hour and a half because you had just seen The Parent Trap on cable and you couldn't stop thinking that Lindsay was still twelve? And remember how when the guilt would overcome you and you'd try to find something else to focus your attention on you'd just see more teenage boobs taunting you? Well, we've got good news for you. None of those girls are actually in high school. And while they might not like to uncover their cooches as often as Lindsay, before long you will have seen the entire cast in some state of undress. And, yes, that does include Tim Meadows.

We've all seen Lindsay's fire(less)crotch. We've also seen Rachel McAdams doff her top a few times. Some of us have even seen Amanda Seyfried showing her scones. Now thanks to the dashing and virile Egotastic we can add Amy Poehler's right riblet to that list.

What's that you say? The picture's too grainy and not alluring enough? For you ungrateful bastards looking a gift boob in the nipple, we'll throw in a little Lacey Chabert in Maxim, all sexy (though non-nude) and professionally lit and everything.

You see that, Tina Fey? That there's a challenge. You better arrange a Fijian vacation and forget to pack your bikini top real soon. Unless you want to rely on Alec Baldwin's Golden Globe nomination to save 30 Rock.

Find more Lacey Maxim goodness at the handsome and manly Hollywood Tuna.

Lacey shares more of the sexy at MrSkin.com.

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Baby Mama Is a Baby Mama. Diabolical!

Lindsay's Former Co-stars Try to Keep up by Flashing Tit