Tag Archives: Amanda Seyfried
Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Will Make You Forget that Chick with the Tattoos
Even though Jennifer’s Body (yes, that again) bombed, no one seems to be giving up on it, pushing the hell out of Megan Fox and her supposed sexiness. But we’ve had enough, dammit! We will not fall for your attempts to make Megan Fox the new Angelina Jolie. (OK, we won’t fall for it anymore.) [...]
Furiously Overmilking the Jennifer’s Body Kiss Teat
Sorry. It’s a Megan Fox post. Sorry. It’s a Jennifer’s Body post. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it involves two very facially exalted women kissing! So, as we’ve mentioned before, the Diablo Cody “horror” flick opened at a disappointing fifth place last weekend, and what better way to get the kids jazzed on seeing more than [...]
Kissing Megan Fox is Harrrrrrrrd
Two Megan Fox posts in one day. Sorry, frequent commenter “meh”. The much-ballyhooed Jennifer’s Body opened this weekend to triumphant trumpet sounds and a ticker tape parade. J/K, it came in fifth after an animated movie about meatballs and Tyler Perry in a fat suit. In your stupid sexy face, Megan Fox! And although we’ve [...]
Megan Fox Roundup: Not So Bad, Kisses Chick, Wants to Maim David Silver
Hey, guys! Look! It’s Megan Fox! And she’s doin’ stuff!
1. The other day, some put-upon Transformers crew members released a letter in which they accused Fox of being an unrepentant cooze. Today, another letter (this one signed) from another crew dude surfaces, this one complimentary. Well, somewhat. “Everyone has good and bad days and Megan [...]