AMANDA Peet doesn't need a bed for sex. "My husband and I were recently watching an episode of 'Seinfeld' where Elaine says, 'You can't have sex in a bathtub, that's impossible,' " the wife of screenwriter David Benioff tells next month's In Style. "And we just looked at each other. No, it isn't impossible. It's sort of slippery, yes. But fun." Peet, who's in the upcoming flick "The X-Files: I Want to Believe," adds: "David used to have an outdoor stereo by the pool at his bachelor pad . . . I'm sure he lured many women there, but I was the last one."

We think that Amanda's husband may have a bit of a water fetish going on. But the question is, does that fetish extend to all things wet? Is it really David Benioff peeing on the girl in that R. Kelly sex tape, with R.'s head superimposed through the magic of CGI? To the courthouse! We're about to set R. Kelly free!


Peet looks neat (and naked) at MrSkin.com.

"They've taken to calling me Fatty. I think it's really funny. (The show's creator) Aaron Sorkin is convinced I have a five-year-old in here or twins. All they do is call me fatty. Whenever I'm not on set, they're like, 'Check craft services – she's probably over stuffing herself again.'"

Amanda went on to say, ". . . and I laugh a little, but then Sorkin says, 'No, seriously. You are super fucking fat, you know that?' Heh . . . heh? Yeah, it's great. Matthew Perry's favorite thing is to call me Orcamanda and make whale noises while Timothy Busfield claps his hands over his eyes and vomits when he sees me. And in the background, all the gaffers and best boys make the 'boom-babba-boom-babba' chant when I walk by. Hahaha, hoo yeah, they certainly are a bunch of jokers. Yeeeup. Regular goddamn comedians. Funny stuff. Oh, why am I dragging this straight razor over my arms while sobbing uncontrollably? No reason, why do you ask?"

Peet is neet and nude at MrSkin.com.