With nature and family as themes, actress Alyssa Milano wed Hollywood agent David Bugliari at his family’s estate in New Jersey on Saturday, her rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

“We wanted a wedding that was reflective of who we are as a couple” says Milano, who calls meeting her husband in 2006 “a lovely gift.”

Following the ceremony, wooden signs directed guests to the cocktail area, decorated with rattan furniture and hay bales serving as cocktail tables.

It’s nice that who they are as a couple can be embodied in rattan, hay, and New Jersey. Not quite as glamorous as Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline, which was embodied in overstuffed fake black leather couches from Big Lots with pee stains, dank nugs, and rural Louisiana. Hey, we can’t all be aristocracy.

ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)

ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at home beside Mickey Rourke. (CelebWarship)

ï Hilary Swank will gain 30 pounds for a movie role. Which is cool because we also plan on gaining 30 pounds, basically because Totino's Pizza Rolls are on sale at Safeway. Solidarity! (Daily Stab)

ï Ay oh! Oh ay! Whaddaya doin', Samanter? It's Alyssa Milano naked! (Mr. Skin)

ï Another male has willingly placed his wango inside of Star Jones. (Holy Taco)

ï Daniel Radcliffe admits when he was a teen, his magic wand found its way into a cougar's Hairy Pooter. (Derek Hail)

ï Holly Madison take a carefree swing, and tosses out some beav. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Lacey Chabert gives us a party of two. (Fatback)

ï Katie Holmes has the knees of a three dollar hooker. Or that girl Tammy who was voted "friendliest" in tenth grade. (Cityrag)

Alyssa Milano has sworn off dating baseball players, because they are too childish. She says, "They are grown men playing a little boy's sport. That makes them childish."

The actress, who has designed a range of Major League Baseball-approved sportswear and has her own baseball blog, admits she's such a huge fan of the sport, she dreams up game scenarios when she's trying to get to sleep.

She adds, "My stress reliever is usually baseball. In fact, sometimes when I can't sleep – because my mind is racing – I close my eyes and think about being at the stadium. I create game-winning situations. I think of the sound of the bat cracking. And you know what? It usually works."

That's so weird because usually dudes crack a bat when thinking about Alyssa Milano and are forced to daydream about baseball to "relax". It's like an O. Henry story.

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ï YO, Samantuh! Ay oh, oh ay, you're showin' some cleave!

ï Vince Vaughn: now 87% more bloated and stinky and crazy!

ï Shanna and Travis. Reuinted and it feels so good. Together again, naturally. Baby, just one more try. And so forth and so on.

ï Tara Reid eschews bra, trots out those Frankenteats yet again.

ï Leonardo DiCaprio held peace talks with Israel's Vice Premier. Because if anyone can stop the fighting with Palestine, it's the homeless kid from Growing Pains.

ï Paris and Jenna Jameson compare Fraggle weaves; vaginal chancres.

ï We once made fun of Rose McGowan's strange new face. As it turns out, she almost lost her eye in an accident. Yarrr!

ï The secret diaries of Anna Nicole are up for auction. "Deer diery. today i waked up and i eated some pasghetti. then i layd down on my can a pee bed and take a nap. then it was time for diner then i had sex with some gies. xoxox"

ï Heigl kinda sounds like heinie.

ï Salma Hayek sports the Ugly Betty/Love Story hybrid maternity look.

ï The Dunst just Razorlights up a room, doesn't she?

As this year's big college basketball tournament approaches tip-off time I, Mr. Skin, have come to announce my own version of the world-championship competition.

At MrSkin.com, sixty-four of the all-time most popular Hollywood nude scenes are going up against one another in a tournament called March Nakedness.

March Nakedness pits 64 nude scenes ñ from movies that span decades and range from big-budget Hollywood hits to art films to cult favorites ñ against each other in a series of single-elimination head-to-head match-ups.

The movies are listed in tournament-style brackets. You can then vote on each, ultimately revealing the single best-loved big-screen bare-skin moment ever filmed.

As with the basketball series, March Nakedness begins with 64 competitors and then breaks down to a series of subsequently more skintense contests along the way: The Sexy Sixteen, The Erotic Eight and The Final Foursome.

March Nakedness is free to play and open to all who visit MrSkin.com.

Registered players can enter guesses as to each round's winning movie scene. The player(s) with the most correct guesses will win a free one-year membership to MrSkin.com. The Grand Prize is a free lifetime membership.

Among the powerhouse scenes pressing the flesh in March Nakedness are Phoebe Cates' bikini pop-off from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Angelina Jolie's girl-girl love-fest from Gia (1998) and Sharon Stone's hair-raising way of uncrossing her legs in Basic Instinct (1992).

Other brawlers-in-the-buff include Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001), Bo Derek in 10 (1979), Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire (1995), Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005), and drive-in skinsation Pam Grier in Coffy (1973).

March Nakedness is the perfect mix of babes, basketball and no-consequences sports betting. Get your game on now!

So what are you waiting for? Take out those quills and stuff those boxes!

ï Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors at a high-powered meeting in which executives get together with the Olsen twins to discuss their next line of clothing/cosmetics/cereal/handbags? Tareytons, is what. Cartons and cartons and cartons of Tareytons.

ï Take a stick of raw linguine, dye it paper-bag brown, glue a Crystal Barbie wig to the top of it and two half coconut shells halfway down, and what do you get? Victoria Beckham.

ï Jennifer Ellison wears panties that show her clam. Her pussyclam.

ï Big fluffy hair was cool in the '80s; Tommy Lee sported the look well into the '90s. And now that it's 2006, Tommy Lee has finally moved on to last decade, showing off some highly sweet tribal tattoos paired with Manic Panic hair. Luckily, huge dongs never go out of style.

ï The Curious Birth of Suri No Middle Name Cruise: the legend continues.

ï Jackie Chan, all hopped up on Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers, causes a rumpus at a concert. We'd expect that kind of behavior from a McConaughey or a Sutherland, but that nice Chan boy?

ï Alyssa Milano wants to create a line of women's sports fan gear. Which, if her shirt is any indication, will involve lots of pastel smocking and rainbow beads. Go team!

ï Stacey Dash, naked in Playboy. Not a Monet.

ï Thank you, Mira Sorvino, for giving your new son a normal name. Teach your Hollywood brethren, Mira Sorvino. Show them the way.

ï No link here, but seriously: When was the last time we saw Britney and Kevin together? Just wondering.

ï Robin Tunney is pretty. Robin Tunney has a nipple. Pretty Robin Tunney shows us her nipple.

ï Christina Aguilera's husband, proboscis monkey Jordan Bratman, won't let his wife pose topless. What a brat, man.

ï No, no, the old saying isn't "Mom, baseball, and apple pie." It's "baseball, braces, and Alyssa Milano's pokies."

ï Mariah Carey: That tomato's got billion dollah pegs, I tells ya.

ï Ben Affleck rushed to the hospital because of a headache. The rest of us rushed to the hospital because we just heard the name Ben Affleck.

ï Mischa Barton calls her mother "retarded." Yeah, but who's the one who willingly had sexual congress with Brandon Davis? Huh? Huh??? Who's retarded now, Mischa? Who's retarded now????

ï Ryan Seacrest pulls a Heather Chandler.

ï Naomi Campbell "keeps new man quiet". By beating his larynx clean out of his throat with a Sidekick.

ï Beginning our special cleavage (un)coverage from Cannes: Halle Berry's berries!

ï Up next: Elizabeth Hurley, trotting out her old girls!

ï And finally, Alyssa Milano's Micelli mams! A stupendous showing! Props to all!

ï Michelle Rodriguez is heading back to jail. Must be a dream come true for her.

ï Michelle Williams's dad was jailed for tax evasion. Maybe he and Lindsay Lohan's father can break out the jug and harmonica and form a prison band.

ï Penn Jillette and wife name newborn son Zolten, because they want him to grow up to tell fortunes.

ï Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell names her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna, because she wants her to be a magical pet rabbit that strips.

ï Heidi Klum probes her husband.

ï Which one's cuter?: Mischa Barton with a kitty! Awww! Awwww! Awwwwwwwwww!

ï 50 Cent will let his little boy mock murder people and watch porno, but cussing's where he draws the line.

ï Lindsay Lo-ho and Keanu Reeves might be heading for a shack-up. One can only imagine the stimulating conversations these two have.

ï Nip slip? Bah. Lip slip? Soooo two days ago. Rhona Mitra goes next level with an implant scar slip. Jealous, bitches?

ï Sorry, boys! Elton John is officially off the market!

ï The terrorists will never win when we have freedom on our side! Freedom, and Alyssa Milano's breast.