Tag Archives: Alyssa Milano
She’s the Boss . . . and the Wife
Let’s pretend for a moment it’s 1989. Daniel Radcliffe is born in West London, you’re wearing Fashion Bug jeans with zippers at the ankles, and you’re listening to “Soldier of Love” by Donny Osmond. It’s 20 years later, Radcliffe is a huge star, you’re wearing $100 acid-washed zipper-ankle jeans from Urban Outfitters, and you’re watching [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone
ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, Christina Ricci, Daniel Radcliffe, Hilary Swank, Holly Madison, Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, Lacey Chabert, movies, Star Jones, upskirt shots
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Alyssa Milano's Dugout Is Closed
For all you baseball players past and present who read CelebNewsWire, please take note: Alyssa Milano's vagina is no longer receptive to your meaty forearms and chaw-stuffed cheeks. After a long run of dating sluggers like Brad Penny and Tom Glavine, major leaguers are banned from getting their mitts (haw haw!!!) all over her. Reports [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Clueless; Clothesless
ï Jessica Simpson, in a bikini, on vacation. She's taking great care to conceal her crotch behind various objects, which can only mean one thing: BABY BUMP! Just kidding, she probably forgot to shave.
ï Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors at a high-powered meeting in which executives get together with [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, celebs posing for Playboy, Jackie Chan, Jennifer Ellison, Jessica Simpson, magazines, Olsen twins, Stacey Dash, Tommy Lee, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cleavage, Cleavage, Cleavage
ï Nicole Richie and DJ AM have officially broken up. Apparently, he's disgusted by Nicole's extreme weight loss method of not eating, while he lost over a hundred pounds the old fashioned way: by having a team of doctors reduce his stomach to the size of a butterbean, then saw off all his excess [...]
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Also tagged celebrity arrests, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, DJ AM, Elizabeth Hurley, film festivals, Geri Halliwell, Halle Berry, Michelle Rodriguez, Michelle Williams, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Richie, Penn Jillette
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