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Alicia Silverstone Airs Her Crotch Garden While Gardening

Agent E. — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:32:40 +0000

You’ve probably had plenty of bad influences in your life. That girl in the tenth grade who said, “It’s only meth. It’s no big deal.” The woman at the Urban Outfitters who convinced you that Hammer pants were totally back in style. But how many good influences have passed through your life? Alicia Silverstone was lucky enough to have one very good influence who taught her that everything’s better naked. Says Page Six:

The vegetarian actress tells Health magazine her affinity for getting naked “probably started when I was doing my garden the first time. I’d be out there, and it would be scorching hot, so I would take off all of my clothes and garden. And then I would jump in the pool and swim — and I always get in the pool naked.” Silverstone added, “I used to spend a lot of time with Woody Harrelson, and he’s not afraid to get naked.”

God, that Woody. He’s so persuasive. He’s always like, “You should go live in a hut in the rainforest to reduce your environmental impact. Here, have some wheat grass. Why don’t you take your clothes off and get closer to nature?” He should be a director.

Britney Spears Scares off Alicia Silverstone

Agent E. — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:50:16 +0000

We always thought that celebrity status trumped any sort of ick factor in Hollywood. How else to explain the fact actresses still agree to film sex scenes with Colin Ferrell, even though they're probably risking smelling like tobacco and ball sweat for the next week? But some celebs aren't so brave. Alicia Silverstone, for one, is not going to inhabit the same sound stage as Britney Spears, no matter how long it's been since she's had an actual job. TV Guide reports:

Britney Spears' havoc-wreaking cameo on How I Met Your Mother has already claimed its first victim. A Mother insider confirms that Alicia Silverstone ó who was slated to appear in a multi-episode arc as Ted's dermatologist/lover ó has dropped out and will be replaced by Scrubs' Sarah Chalke.

Pink Is the New Blog reports that Silverstone bowed out because her reps (understandably) feared she would be overshadowed by Spears, who, per my sources, will play an assistant to the dermatologist now being portrayed by Chalke. As a result, I'm hearing Mother bosses Carter Bays and Craig Thomas have reconceived the female doc character. Originally slated to appear in multiple episodes, she'll now be in just one ó mostly because that's all Chalke's schedule will allow. The diminished screen time would also seem to eliminate any hope there was of her being Ted's future yellow-umbrella-carrying wife (aka the "Mother").

But Mother still has big plans for Silverstone. "[Bays and Thomas] love Alicia," whispers my mole, "and they intend to create another character for her."

All of this begs a critical question: Is Spears worth the headache? Provided she brings in enough viewers to get Mother off CBS' endangered list, I reckon she is!

Wait, Britney Spears is playing a dermatologist's assistant? Do the writers know what a dermatologist does? Did they choose that particular profession after dismissing the possibility of Brit playing a weavologist's assistant as too unbelievable?

Alicia Silverstone will give you a bone at MrSkin.com.

And peep Brit Brit while you're there too.

Alicia Silverstone Sez: Don't Eat Meat, Beat Meat

Agent E. — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:59:02 +0000

We usually don't get behind causes, mostly because we're too busy looking at boobies to really care about anything else, but PETA is an organization that really understands us. They say, "Hey, look at this pretty naked lady. She's hot, right? You like that, don't you?" And then there's something about animals or something. We can't really remember. The latest to shed her threads for her furry friends is Alicia Silverstone. This time there's no catchy slogan like "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," just Alicia naked and dripping wet in a swimming pool. Which is supposed to somehow make you not want to eat meat. We don't really follow the logic there, but you can see Alicia's ass, so who really cares? Also, there's a bit of ironic subtext going on, as all you're going to want to do when presented with Alicia's bare bum is to slather it in A1 sauce and take a big bite out of it. So unless Alicia's trying to say, "Don't cows, eat people," we're a bit confused. But, hey, look: butt crack!

This Monday in Celebrity Cans

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 17:57:11 +0000

Some entries need no introduction. Especially when we’re too lazy to write one, and you’re not going to read it anyway. So click on the little spot that says “more” for some tit chat.

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If you haven’t seen Keira Knightley’s snack-sized sweaterbeets by now, you’re not looking hard enough. Haw! “Hard enough”. At the New York City premiere of Pride and Prejudice, Keira donned a fancy dress and no double-sided tape, and we all know what happens with a combination like that. Tit happens.

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Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham is appallingly weird-looking, dumb as a bag of circus peanuts, and just a terrible human being. Also, she’s a dadblammed liar. For years, Posh has claimed that those two rock hard coconut halves sitting all the way up on her gaunt clavicles are the boobs she was born with, first exclaiming on the UK television show Tabloid Tales in 2003:

“I’m completely natural, except for my fingernails and I have a bit of help with my hair and a bit of San Tropez going on.”

And last year, she told talk show host Michael Parkinson,

“I haven’t had a boob job.”

But guess what? She totally had one. In court papers relating to a libel case she and femmey hubby David Beckham have filed, the following was stated:

“. . . That the Second Claimant (Victoria Beckham) had in fact undergone breast enhancement surgery and had lied about it on the Tabloid Tales television programme.”

We’re not exactly sure how her phony funbags relate to a libel case, but we are certainly enjoying the idea of wizened old English men in robes and powdered wigs officially crying foul on a Spice Girl’s breasts.
3. Alicia Silverstone. We . . . uh, we don’t have much to say about her. She was perfectly charming in those barely legal Aerosmith videos, she had an awful TV show that was cancelled, and she’s a level 5 vegan. She seems like a delightful person, and here is a picture of her, braless, with a thin tanktop lovingly clinging to her torpedo titties. We’re sure you’re wondering why Alicia’s also sporting a headband that looks like it was fashioned out of a styrofoam McDonald’s Arch Deluxe container. The pic is from the set of her new movie, in which she portrays a homeless woman in love with equally homeless Val Kilmer. EIther that or styrofoam headgear is the hot new ironic Williamsburg fashion.

Mo’ Keira at MrSkin.com.

And Posh’s Nude Review is there.

Alicia Silverstone? Nude? Yes. Clicky click.