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CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa
Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn’t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan’s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ
All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]
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Also tagged Billy Bob Thornton, Cameron Diaz, celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Jonas Brothers, Kate Hudson, magazines, Megan Fox, Melissa Joan Hart, movies, Nicolas Cage, plastic surgery rumors, Sandra Bullock
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CNW Mini Junk Drawer: "I'm Only Dating Him Because I Love You"
There is NOTHING happening today. NOTHING. So, like a mom giving her child a pot and wooden spoon to play with, we're handing you some links to keep you entertained. Sorry. Don't blame us, blame the boring celebrities.
ï Alex Rodriguez is mad because Madonna's stepping out publicly with some other dude! Even though he [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, frivolous lawsuits, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, Sam Lutfi, Scarlett Johansson
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Kate Hudson Is a Very Brave Stupid Woman
We've never thought that Kate Hudson was too smart. She sort of reminds us of this girl we knew in high school who thought that Massachusetts was a city in the state of Boston. So we're not too surprised that she doesn't have enough brains to think, "Gee, maybe I shouldn't paw all over Madonna's [...]
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Madonna Loves A-Rod, Ew Ew Ew Ew
Madonna works out for 4 hours a day and rules her offspring with an iron bicep the other hours of the day, so it's amazing to us to find out that she actually finds time to be mushy with her rumored latest beau, ball-handling butt-slapper A-Rod. Who is not just good at swinging a bat; [...]
"Like Cuddling up to a Piece of Gristle"
Lately we've noticed a pattern with Madonna. We won't hear much out of her for a few months, she'll be busy palling it up with JT in the studio or touring or otherwise completing tasks that might be considered work. And then for about two weeks there will be about ten stories a day about [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, sex
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Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape?
Yes! Jessica Simpson and Madonna sex tape. No, not together, dummies, so kindly tame your vomity visions of Madonna rogering Jessica with a Kabbalah water bottle. According to our personal gossip pope, Female First, a tape featuring Alex Rodriguez slipping Madonna the ole A-Rod on a couch exists and is being shopped around despite being [...]
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Also tagged Celebrity Sex Tapes, Jessica Simpson, Madonna, Nick Lachey
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Madonna Ruins (Someone Else's) Marriage, Kisses Gwyneth
Madonna is still insisting that the Ciccone-Ritchies are one big happy family, but supposed schtup mate A-Rod's wife filing for divorce and citing second-hand Madge vadge cooties as the primary reason makes Madonna's story sound a little fishy. We try not to care too much about who's porking who, mostly because famous people go through [...]
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Also tagged books, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna
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Madonna Gets the Rod from A-Rod, Burned by Bernhard
There are few things in this world that continually surprise us. Madonna is one of them. We're not talking about her frequent personality flopping, but the fact that after twenty-five or however many years people are still paying attention to her. When we were eight and wearing fingerless lace gloves and singing "Borderline" into our [...]
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