Tag Archives: Alessandra Ambrosio
Hey Look! Pretty Ladies in Bikinis!
We’re still hungover from Halloween (we went as sexy Sonia Sotomayor, in case you were wondering), so we’re taking the easy way out today: bikini pictures! But we kind of think that you don’t mind. Hell, you’ve proven that all you care about are tits anyway. As long as some portion of them is on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition
Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
Evan [...]
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Also tagged Carlie Becker, celebs posing for Playboy, Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, Lady Gaga, magazines, underwear
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It's Back to the Ole Grindstone for Alessandra Ambrosio
Swimsuit model Alessandra Ambrosio had her first baby in August. And now, three months later, she is returning to work with a photoshoot involving highly skimpy swimwear. And we have to say: revolting. Look at how her body has been ruined by the childbearing process. The loose, hanging folds of flesh. The stretch marks. The [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Leg-Spreading and Fetus-Getting
ï Cleava Mendes. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï "Dear Brad Renfro. We came over to fuck you but you were dead. Love, Tiffany and Amber." Rest in peace, Brad. (Fatback and Collards)
ï We want to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!", honestly we do, but we just can't when she keeps flipping us her outer labes. (Taxi Driver)
ï [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, boobs, Brad Renfro, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, drugs, Eva Mendes, Halle Berry, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Garner, Rihanna, Scientology, see-through shots, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods
ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)
ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)
ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Penelope Cruz and [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, awards shows, Blake Lively, Bono, Britney Spears, celebrity catfights, celebs in bikinis, Eminem, Hayden Panettiere, Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, models, Paula Abdul, Penelope Cruz, plastic surgery rumors
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Fergie and Alessandra Ambrosio Get Literal
New trend alert! Fergie and supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio graciously wearing labeled garments that handily point out what said items are, and/or to be used for. Fashion comes in cycles, and it's exciting to be able to hit storage and bust out our 1982 mug that says "mug", bag that says "Le Bag", and Le Car [...]