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Alec Baldwin Has the Right Idea
Remember when Alec Baldwin called his daughter Ireland a "rude, thoughtless little pig"? Fun times, right? Well now Ireland is thirteen, and Daddy's opinion of her hasn't grown too much. Now he thinks she should be fed to a volcano. On a recent appearance on Letterman, Baldwin joked:
I see why, in these films where they [...]
"You're a Rude, Thoughtless Little Pig"
By now, your email-forward-happy coworker has surely sent you the link to this voice mail message featuring Alec Baldwin giving his eleven-year-old daughter, Ireland, a solid tongue-lashing. You've no doubt furrowed your brow listening to Mr. Baldwin call his only child a "rude, thoughtless pig," shouting "you have insulted me for the last time!" as [...]
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Kim Basinger = Creepy Man in Trenchcoat Trying to Lure Kid into Station Wagon
We never had any particular opinion on the union between Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. He's a funny man and we have enjoyed some of his films and 400 Saturday Night Live appearances, and she likes to take her clothes off on film. So we suppose it was a good thing (other than them naming [...]
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Basinger & Baldwin's Bitter Baby Battle. Boo-Hoo.
The custody battle over Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's child is growing more acrimonious by the day. He says their battle is like cancer, and she's a "child-snatcher". She says that he's really really really really really really hairy. OK, she didn't really say that, but we were all thinking it. Admit it.