Tag Archives: Al Reynolds
Et Tu, Star and Al; Kelly and Billy?
Whatever mystical hoodoo has been floating around Famouspeopleland making them get impregnated with twins has soured and is now causing relationships to melt like a Fat Frog in the sun. Kanye West and his fiancÈe have called off their engagement, and today it was announced that two other relationships have shit the bed.
Packing their bags [...]
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Also tagged Billy Zane, celebrity breakups, Kanye West, Kelly Brook, Star Jones
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Kevin Federline: Still an Ass; Now with Six Bitches
You know what we're betting? That you miss Kevin Federline. You've probably been spending your evenings just chillin' in the BK parking lot, where all the straight playas hang, droppin' dope beats and givin' advice on the proper length of manpris. You've probably even been making up your own words and telling everyone it's Portuguese. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Cindy Crawford, David Geffen, Gwen Stefani, Mel Gibson, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Rob Schneider
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Mating Season for the Jones-Reynoldses
Finally abandoning her dream of engaging in normal, missionary copulation with her husband, Star Jones gives up and gives it to Al the way he usually likes it.
More fun with Al n’ Star here.
Star Jones to Propagate Self
If you felt a twinge of dread upon waking this morning, it wasn't just the realization that your office job is sapping your will to live. It was your brain telepathically picking up the news that Star Jones and her cute, cuddly, closety hubby Al want to have a baby. Good thing Halloween is almost [...]