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Not So Goody News
This weekend, the lovely and talented Natasha Richardson was laid to rest in upstate New York. Stupid Jesus, taking the best and brightest of the acting world. Not only that, but taking the best and brightest of the racially insensitive UK reality show contestant world too! Reviled/beloved Big Brother star Jade Goody succumbed to cervical [...]
Natasha Richardson in Critical Condition after Skiing Accident
We know that you probably think that we at CelebNewsWire are cold, uncaring, unfeeling jagoffs who just like to make fun of people. And, true, we do take great pleasure in ragging on Paris Hilton's wonky eye and ass goiter, and if we saw Denise Richards fall down a well, we'd probably laugh for about [...]
The Only Rihanna Pics We DON'T Want to See
Like Natalie Imbruglia, we're torn. On one hand, the person who leaked the official police photographs of Rihanna's injuries from when Chris Brown popped the snot out of her is a scumbag, messing with the investigation, and we're sure Rihanna probably doesn't feel so hot about having the world see her injuries. On the other [...]
Back to Black the Hospital
Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital in St. Lucia after allegedly suffering drug withdrawal. In other super exciting and completely unexpected news, the sun rose in the east this morning, anvils are heavy, and scorpions don't make good house pets.
She Don't Want That Shovey-Shovey, That Bite Bite
In this picture, twinkly-toed lady-beater Chris Brown looks like he's leaning in for a little nibble on Rihanna. And that might have been exactly what was going on, because in addition to punching Rihanna, bloodying her nose, and splitting her lip, he bit her. Like he was Ted Bundy. Or Mike Tyson. Or Edward Cullen [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Merry Xmas Paris, Here's Some Herpes
ï Paris Hilton parts her luscious lips and dangles her gloss-shellacked chancre at the camera. Cheese! (Yeeeah!)
ï Mariah Carey's smuggling some warm, milky snowballs in that ski jacket of hers. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Salma Hayek pulls a Britney. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï A beautiful and heartwarming collection of the year's most inspiring celebrity [...]
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Also tagged boobs, celebrity offspring, Janine Lindemulder, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Salma Hayek
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CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Aniston's Breast Friends
ï Jennifer Aniston accused of stuffing her bra. Stuffing it with rubber THO. (Yeeeah!)
ï Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have a new baby boy. Mazel and tov to that. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen sings "Womanizer". Nice, but we'd really like to hear her "Real Talk". (IDLYITW)
ï Rihanna's cleavage looks fake. Or pregnant. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity offspring, celebs posing for Playboy, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Winslet, Katie Price, Liev Schreiber, Lily Allen, music, Naomi Watts, Rihanna, Shenae Grimes
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Yo Holmes, You Gots the Herp II
When Katie Holmes last had an outbreak of oozing oral herpes, it was May of 2005 and she had just signed a partnership deal fallen in love with Tom Cruise. Back in those days, she thought herpes was caused by a virus and could be relieved with some Abreva and Orajel. But now it's 2008, [...]
Amy Winehouse Does Amy Winehouse-Like Stuff
She's bankrupted several small to medium sized South American countries due to her insatiable hunger for opiates, yet Amy Winehouse keeps going. She's like the Energizer Bunny of crack. Except instead of being covered in cute pink fuzz, she's covered in weeping chancres, and instead of carrying a large drum, she carries a glass pipe [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rip Off Them Spanx
ï Eva Longoria upskirts; shows off some sizzling shapewear from the Sears "Silver Fox" foundation garment collection. (Yeeeah!)
ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)
ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)
ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Brian Austin Green, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Eva Longoria, Karolina Kurkova, Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, models, movies, politicians, Samantha Ronson, upskirt shots, Winona Ryder
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