Tag Archives: ailing celebs
The Jug Is Leaking
Last month, Amy Winehouse debuted her new breast implants by puffing out her shiny new chest and strutting around on the street like she was a male quail showing off her fine plumage to a hen. But it looks like even this improvement has literally blown up in her face because her fake boob is [...]
Godspeed, Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie was in court earlier this week, trying to get a restraining order against two paparazzi who chased her car. But she’s got bigger problems now. US Weekly reports:
Nicole Richie has checked herself into a Los Angeles hospital.
A rep for the star tells Usmagazine.com, “Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Party! Pizza Party!
We just wanted an excuse to post this Madonna picture. Thank you.
Dennis Hopper is in the hospital. Decades of drug abuse, and it’s a case of the sniffles that brings him down? (Daily Stab)
A gallery of Mariah Carey’s nipples. Better than the Guggenheim. (Cityrag)
Spencer Pratt considers cutting off his nuts. Please? (Allie Is Wired)
Serena Williams. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, awards shows, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, RenÈe Zellweger, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith
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Michael Jackson Dead at 50
WORST UPDATE: Michael Jackson has died, says TMZ. Hopefully he's dancing around the pearly gates with Farrah. RIP, man.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source [...]
Will.i.am gives Perez Some Lumps, Some Lumps Some Lumps Some Lumps
When you see the headline "Blogger Attacked By Member of Black Eyed Peas", you may assume that your good pals at CNW got pissed upon by Fergie. Good guess, but wrong. As much as it pains us to write a story about fame-ravenous bloat-bag Perez Hilton, this is too goofy to ignore. Dude claims that [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, will.i.am
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I Got Dumped By the "Unskinny Bop" Dude and All I Got Was This Lousy Exhaustion
Rock of Love loser Daisy de la Hoya appeared to not have much going for her aside from possibly being Oscar de la Hoya's niece and looking like a XXX fan art manga drawing of Janice from the Muppets. In spite of these handicaps, VH1 still gave her her own show, Daisy of Love, and [...]
Amy Winehouse Won't Let Hospitalization Slow Down Her Busy Drinking Schedule
We've got an Amy Winehouse story for you today. And it involves at least two of the following elements (all favorites in the Wino gossip arsenal): drugs, booze, hospitalization, public nudity, weeping sores. Go ahead and make your guesses, then dive into this short tale from The Sun:
EVEN going to hospital doesnít slow down AMY [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Humpotron
Justin Timberlake dry humps Jessica Biel on the Jumbotron. Way to rub it in, dickface. (The Blemish)
Gavin Rossdale allegedly had a 5 year affair with a dude. Everything Gwen, everything Gwen? I don’t think so. (Yeeeah!)
Bonebag Lindsay Lohan goes on Ellen to discuss the finer points of chowing box. (Hollywood Grind)
Helen Mirren [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, Ellen DeGeneres, Evan Rachel Wood, Gavin Rossdale, Helen Mirren, Jessica Biel, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Ryan Seacrest, television
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