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CNW Junk Drawer: Just Say SheNAE to Pants
ï Shenae Grimes piles on all her clothes–lace stockings, Jack Sparrow boots, lumberjack shirt–at once. All her clothes except for the pants part. (IDLYITW)
ï Kendra Wilkinson says she sneaked some contraband penis into the Playboy mansion. (Yeeeah!)
ï Victoria Beckham models for Armani skivvies; miraculously does not look like a praying mantis while doing [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Hugh Hefner, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, Justin Timberlake, Kendra Wilkinson, Nicollette Sheridan, Patrick Swayze, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, Shenae Grimes, television, underwear, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Forbidden Dance
ï Anne Hathaway wraps her legs around costar and begs "Fuck me." Well, okay. (Mr Skin)
ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)
ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)
ï Khloe Kardashian shows [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity nudity, drugs, Jay Leno, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Brook, Khloe Kardashian, Kid Rock, movies, PETA, television, Tila Tequila, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Greene, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria, Helen Mirren, Jessica Alba, Joan Jett, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, stalkers
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CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adriana Lima, Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, AnnaLynne McCord, Blake Fielder-Civil, Britney Spears, celebrity pregnancies, Denise Richards, drugs, Heidi Klum, jail, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Marisa Miller, models, underwear
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Jessica Alba Sez: Vote for Bondage!
Supposedly this ad of Jessica Alba wrapped in tape is shocking, although we’re not too sure why, because every seven-year-old has done the same thing with a roll of duct tape and learned a very valuable lesson about how much that f’ing hurts. But she’s in bondage, which is sort of hot, sure, but not [...]
Jessica Simpson Invites You To Get Fortified While Getting Wasted
The tee shirts of dozens of college students are correct today, for now beer is truly not just a breakfast drink anymore. It's healthy! Chock full of vitamins and minerals for healthy growing bodies. Well, it is if you drink Stampede, the intoxicating new fortified light malt beverage. Jessica Simpson has been named the official [...]
Jenna Jameson Prefers Boobs Over Puppies and Kittens
Whoa, PETA really knows how to get a message across. Finally! Finally, we get to see Jenna Jameson naked! You know, we were planning on keeping our gerbil's nuts intact but after seeing one sixth of a porn star's right breast we're totally changing our minds. Thanks, PETA!
Hayden Panettiere Sings Song; Wears Shoes
Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere is following in the footsteps of Jenny McCarthy today and posing for a series of ads for Candie’s–the shoes that complement Charlie! perfume and your “I Can’t Believe I Ate the WHOLE Thing” tee. Unlike Jenny, Hayden didn’t pose on the crapper, though Candies does continue its trend of [...]
Jenna Jameson Fingers Charlize . . . As Her Sex Heir
In addition to keeping herself busy with various and sundry plastical surgery procedures, Jenna Jameson has been enjoying her run as a spokesperson for PETA. So much that she's conceiving ideas for other possible advertisements and PSAs. Jenna says,
"It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our 'Go naked' campaigns. I saw her [...]
CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, celebrity catfights, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Charlie Sheen, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Richie, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Soleil Moon Frye, tattoos, television
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