Tag Archives: Adrianne Curry
Adrianne Curry Tweets Teats
Adrianne Curry is America’s First Next Top Model and Mrs. Peter Brady, so as far as reality royalty goes, she’s Prince Albert. In a can. And speaking of cans, she got on Twitter just like Jessica Simpson but instead of issuing a plea to a hungry coyote, she posted a couple of first-person view pictures [...]
Curry Too Spicy for Brady
Ah, the curse of the couples reality show. Only Trista and Ryan remain standing amongst the Mystically-tanned ashes of Nick and Jessica, Bret and Jes, Flav and Brigitte, New York and a bunch of dudes, etc. And now, it seems that America's First Top Model, Adrianne Curry, and the middle Brady may be adding themselves [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Federlohan
ï Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.
ï Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.
ï Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.
ï Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse [...]
Peter Brady Fondles Adrianne's Pork Chops and Applesauce
The life of a former child star is usually not a charmed one. Sure, every once in a while you'll get your Lindsay Lohans or your Liz Taylors or your Brooke Shieldseses. But for every kiddie actor who manages to make the switch to legitimate adult star (and we don't mean porn), there are five [...]
America's Next Top Stripper?
What is it about going to Scores with Marcus Schenkenberg that makes Surreal Life costars mysteriously jump onstage and drop their tops?
Jane Wiedlin "Head Over Heels" for Top Model
Turns out Chyna and Marcus Schenkenberg weren't the only Surreal Lifers struck by Cupid's arrow. Actually, we think there may be an entirely different winged cherub assigned to reality-show stars, whose arrows incite their targets to drink too much and slurringly flash their genitalia, or grope former child stars in hot tubs.