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Britney Spears Sex Tape: The Rumor that Won't Die
OK, here's the situation: My parents went away on a week's vacation. Wait, what are we saying? That was just automatic. What we meant to say was, OK, here's the situation: You're a lowly paparazzo trying to be the next big thing by catching another snap of Britney Spears's cooter when, miraculously, she notices your [...]
Wiggin' Out: 1 Night in Britney
Ladies, let this be a lesson to you: if you are entertaining the idea of making it on tape with a fame-sucking paparazzo, said tape is probably going to be sold. And then everyone will assume you are a lesbian because you're frenching a dude whose chin looks like a porn star's poontang. Shocker [...]
Britney Spears Is Single, Milky, Soupy
Good news, single men of America! Vixenish hot property Britney Spears might be back on the market! Me-yow! Down, boys! According to The Sun:
An insider told how "Toxic" singer Britney, 26, confronted Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs. n one, he was caught briefly holding [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stealin' Babies and Batteries
ï Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
ï Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed [...]
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Britnervention!
Last night, while you were holed up on your Ikea couch eating a Totino's Party Pizza and breathlessly watching Intervention on A&E, a real-life intervention was taking place in Hollywood. And just like the show, there is mucho family drama, fighting in the streets, and tweaked wailing. Only the real-life one involved our favorite dainty [...]
Britney Spears Conducts a Pap Swap
It seems that Britney Spears is employing the tag-team approach to her genital companions these days. When one gets tired she sends him back to the side of the ring and tags in fresh meat. Only the tag team in question isn't comprised of only two cammo-clad Bushwhackers, but the entire fleet of paparazzi trailing [...]
Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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