FemaleFirst Sez: "Aw, Whatever, They All Look Alike"

Agent E. — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:50:25 +0000

We read a somewhat perturbing story this morning from the usually ultra accurate and reliable FemaleFirst, but we can't quite figure out what's wrong with it. Maybe our loyal and knowledgeable readers can decipher it's perplexing mystery.

Jessica Biel was terrified about Ben Stiller touching her breasts in their new movie.

The 25-year-old actress, who stars alongside Stiller in 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry', worked out for weeks to ensure she looked her best for the scene where the comic actor feels her boobs.

Jessica told Style magazine: "I was definitely freaked out about filming that scene where Ben has to inspect my boobs to see if they are natural. I knew it was coming, I thought, 'I've only got a month, three weeks, then two weeks.'

"I had to train pretty hard and stay on a structured diet. I don't like the word 'diet' though, I just kept my eating in check to get to a place with my body where I felt, 'OK, its cool, I can be in a movie in my underwear.' "

Jessica, who plays a lawyer hired by two New York firemen who are pretending to be gay in the film, admits she loved working with Ben.

She added: "I like Ben a lot. He is like a big brother to me. It was such fun doing the movie together."

We just can't put our finger on it. Something's off. But what could it be? Oh, that's it. The story doesn't even mention Ben's fabulous past successes, like Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, and Billy Madison. You gotta give respect where respect is due, FF.

See Biel's "Ben" honked boobles at MrSkin.com.

Hollywood, Bursting with Child

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:33:48 +0000

Years ago, legions of Tinseltown types watched your favorite bloatbag and ours, Ben Affleck, win an Oscar for Good WIll Hunting and thought, “If that d-bag can do it, so can I.” Fast forward to 2005, and legions of star-types, inspired by the reproduction of Fleck, are following suit and baking up babies of their own.

First, Adam Sandler and his wife are going to have a baby. We have no opinion on the matter, other than some vague befuddlement over the idea that someone actually consented to having sexual intercourse with Adam Sandler.
The Daily Telegraph reports that Russell Crowe and his wife Danielle Spencer are also in the family way. Between the staggering musical talent and the anger-management issues, the kid’s got a whole host of winning genes from which to choose.
And finally, lovely actress Rachel Weisz and her director husband Darren Aronofsky are expecting. Rachel admitted to feeling “broody” after wearing a phony babygut in her movie The Constant Gardener, but she’ll brood no more now that she has a real infant a-brewing. She recently said of having children, “I’ll have just one at a time, to see how it goes.” As opposed to those of us who prefer to gestate and birth our young all at the same time.

Weisz is nice (and nude) at MrSkin.com.

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FemaleFirst Sez: "Aw, Whatever, They All Look Alike"

Hollywood, Bursting with Child