I don’t think there are any nipples in the movie. I knew this going in and I remember being a little disappointed – like the rest of the world.

We’ve all got a little bit of a crush on Megan Fox.

Not that we don’t appreciate Brody telling us how disappointed he was in not getting a peek at Megan’s melons, but way to state the obvious, dude. What other nuggets might he divulge? Kate Gosselin has kind of a lot of kids?

An insider on the set of Megan's movie Jennifer's Body says that the 22-year-old didn't act like she was taken. "I've never seen her wearing an engagement ring. I actually thought she and Adam Brody, who's also in the movie, were dating. They were very flirty with each other and were always hanging out together when they weren't working." But her good pal, actress Jennifer Blanc, tells Star that despite her leaving the rock at home, Megan is indeed still engaged. "She does wear it sometimes," insists Jennifer. "I've never asked her why she doesn't always put it on."

Brian Austin Green aka David Silver. Adam Brody aka Seth Cohen. Sounds like old Megan has a type: resident dork on FOX show. Well hell, Meg, if we had known that we would have shown up to your house in costume as that wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the Middle ages ago.

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Are Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody an item? The two were looking awfully cozy at L.A. hotspot Hyde recently, reports US Weekly.

Their shared love of thrift-store t-shirts and uncleanliness should take them pretty far.

And Bruce Willis is skewing a bit older than normal, as he was reportedly "making out in front of everybody" with Drew Barrymore. While her daddy issues are just as intense as Lindsay Lohan's, she's decades past the whole rehabbin' and relapsin' phase, so we guess that's a score for Bruce.

While we were against the union of Mandy Moore and DJ AM at first glance, we're warming up to it, mostly thanks to these photos. Awwww. And, hey, if Mandy can make even Zach Braff seem less than an over-full colostomy bag, she can make anyone loveable. Perhaps she should embark on a goodwill mission to de-douche America, dating the likes of Dane Cook, Mark McGrath, and Fred Durst.

And now for the most useless couple of them all, Sienna Miller and Josh Hartnett. Sienna has proven her ability to turn The Sexiest Man Alive into a dirty hobo clown in the span of a year, so at least Josh was already on his way. She could have practiced her sexy-killing voodoo on George Clooney or Justin Timberlake or the like.

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ï James Brown died last week, and his wife, Rae Hynie, was immediately locked out of their home, as she's apparently not his "legal" wife. Funny story, but you know what's funnier? The name "Hynie". What's funnier than that? "Hynie-Brown".

ï Kim Kardashian might have a sex tape. With Brandy's brother. Who calls himself "Ray-J Jawn". Talentless rich girl engaged in coitus on video with no-name dude attached to penis? Sounds like a recipe for superstardom!

ï You will look at these pictures of Jessica Biel forming the camel toe in a bikini, and you will want to have sexual intercourse with her, but she would pick you up and smash you against her forehead and toss you, crumpled flat, in a pile.

ï Paris Hilton calls Britney "Animal". Not because of her penchant for partying, but because of her red fur, proficiency at drumming, and tendency to shout "WO-MAN!"

ï Pamela Anderson dresses up as Santa for the holidays. If Santa were a woman with staggeringly overstuffed fake breasts and flashed, panty-clad crotch. Which, we hear, is how he's usually depicted in traditional Norwegian folklore.

ï Adam Brody muses on Bilson, Barton; gets munchies.

ï Kylie Minogue. She sure does like to fuck.

ï Mr. Skin raps to the Sun-Times about Salma Hayek's cans and Ali Larter's thong.

ï Goddammit, Tara, you told us that you fixed that crap!

ï Eva Longoria says that fame is like a hurricane. And that she'd like to maybe experience it someday, God willing. Hee hee hee hee hee.

ï Christina Aguilera bought a shit ton of baby junk for Puffy Diddo's newly-minted twin girls. Hopefully included amongst the gifts were a couple of new names.

ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!

ï Nicolette Sheridan donned sheer hose with no visible pants (aka "pulling an Olsen"). Pauly Shore took a long, hard look. And pop went the Weasel. Groan, sorry.

ï Sienna Miller offers a hot new diet plan to impressionable teenage girls: just drink vodka! Oh, don't look at us like that. It's a much more heathful alternative than the Lohan "strawberry booger sugar diet" or the Nicole Richie "oxygen and carbon dioxide" diet.

ï Or maybe Lohan's on the "energy drink and pretzel diet", how the fuck should we know?

ï Your office holiday party hookup was indiscreet and regrettable, but at least no photographic evidence exists. Christian Slater and Sharon Stone's holiday jaunt isn't faring quite so well.

ï The beautiful, talented, and intelligent Victoria Silvstedt really really hates shirts.

ï We're glad Mollygood agrees with us: Adam Brody's Ian McCulloch hair is kinda hot.

ï Miss USA Tara Connor was nearly stripped of her crown after pageant owner Donald Trump got wind of the fact that she was drinking underage, failed a drug test for cocaine, and was making out with Miss Teen USA in public. When asked why he allowed her to retain her title, Trump said, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

ï Lohan castoff Harry Morton is now feasting on the pink taco attached to Kimberly Stewart.

ï K-Hole es no preggo.

ï Martha Stewart briefly dated Anthony Hopkins, but could not bring herself to cook him fava beans with a nice Chianti.

"They've been done for a few weeks. They are just done. Thatís all there is to it. Thereís no drama. They just ended it."

Great. It's only a matter of time before Mischa Barton hooks Rachel up with one of Cisco Adler's pallid, oily Whitestarr bandmates and Adam falls prey to the sharp beak and droopy tail feathers of Paris Hilton and her squawking posse. Pour a bit of your King Cobra out on the curb today, gentle reader, for Cuteness has died.


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