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Adam Brody Wanted to See Megan Fox’s Breasts. Well Duh.

Obviously you’re, like, totally bummed out that you’re not going to get to see Megan Fox’s boobies in Jennifer’s Body. That’s just a given. But much as you may think that other people like you—single, jobless, beer-gutted role-playing enthusiasts—are the only ones who feel this hurt as deeply as you do, you’re wrong. Megan’s own [...]

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Megan Fox Has a Naked . . . . . . . . . . . Finger

We've long wondered why America's Next Sexiest Sexy Lady Megan Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green. Turns out that Megan has long wondered that, too, and on the set of her new movie, she's been acting suspiciously BAGless. According to Star:
An insider on the set of Megan's movie Jennifer's Body says that the 22-year-old [...]

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And Now They're Porking

Have you been boning the same boring person for eight years because you know that if you dumped said boring person there would just be another boring person–who would probably be less attractive or fatter or more annoying–to take their place? You should totally become a celebrity! Then you could change partners every six months [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"

ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]

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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown

ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]

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Summer and Seth's IRL Bustup

The celebrity gossip game is an ugly business. The road to blogdom is paved with cobblestones fashioned from Posh Spice's canned tan spackle, Tara Reid's botched lipo, and Helena Bonham Carter's fashion sense. It is with a heavy heart and trembling fingers, then, that we must type to you that the one truly good and [...]

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Bilson-Brody-Braff: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told Involving the Letter B

Can someone please, for the love of all that is godly and true in today's material world, tell us what it is that makes Zach Braff so irresistable to nubile young starlets? If all it takes to nab shorties is having a homely, rubbery face replete with tiny mole eyes and a potato nose, and [...]

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