Tag Archives: Adam Brody
Adam Brody Wanted to See Megan Fox’s Breasts. Well Duh.
Obviously you’re, like, totally bummed out that you’re not going to get to see Megan Fox’s boobies in Jennifer’s Body. That’s just a given. But much as you may think that other people like you—single, jobless, beer-gutted role-playing enthusiasts—are the only ones who feel this hurt as deeply as you do, you’re wrong. Megan’s own [...]
Megan Fox Has a Naked . . . . . . . . . . . Finger
We've long wondered why America's Next Sexiest Sexy Lady Megan Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green. Turns out that Megan has long wondered that, too, and on the set of her new movie, she's been acting suspiciously BAGless. According to Star:
An insider on the set of Megan's movie Jennifer's Body says that the 22-year-old [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Animal"
ï Diana Ross would like to give singing lessons to Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. We can only imagine how that would go. "No, honey, more nasal! I said MORE nasal! That's too classically perfect and on-pitch, girl; could you maybe get a slightly whinier tone there?"
ï James Brown died last week, and [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
Bilson-Brody-Braff: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told Involving the Letter B
Can someone please, for the love of all that is godly and true in today's material world, tell us what it is that makes Zach Braff so irresistable to nubile young starlets? If all it takes to nab shorties is having a homely, rubbery face replete with tiny mole eyes and a potato nose, and [...]