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Ryan Phillippe Continues to Get Hornish for Cornish

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:36:51 +0000

A year ago, when darkness descended upon the world and golden-tressed power couple Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon called it quits, it was speculated that the wedge that drove them apart was suspiciously shaped like Australian blonde Abbie Cornish Game Hen. And now lo, these many months later, it appears that Ryan and Abbie have rekindled their illicit romance, and are now making it legit, complete with holiday shopping with the kiddies. The New York Daily News reports:

"They are a real couple. (The relationship) has really grown. [Abbie is] spending time with his kids (Ava, eight, and Deacon, four) – it's not like she's on the side. She's part of the family." And Phillippe's children appear to have warmed to Cornish, after they were snapped Christmas shopping together last weekend. A witness tells Us Weekly magazine, "Ava seemed very comfortable with Abbie. Ava picked a wreath, and Abbie put it around her head as a joke. They both were laughing." Another source adds, "Going out together and leaking a few photos is their discreet way of letting the public know it's official. It's not like you can send out a press release about these things."

Pffft. Sure you can! It's easy! Here.

For immediate release: Ryan Phillippe's seminal fluid, into the proverbial kangaroo pouch of Down Under doll Abbie Cornish!

The American public loves nothing more than the hearty soiling of their sweethearts. What better way to celebrate the holidays than observing cherubic Ryan Phillippe allowing his other woman to play house with his Withersprouts?

They're totally doing it! Will Ava strangle Abbie with that jaunty Christmas wreath? Will Reese impale her with her dangerously tapered chin? It's a holiday mystery . . .

CNW Junk Drawer: "Like Women Everywhere"

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:36:24 +0000

ï Is Australian actress Abbie Cornish the real reason behind the Reese/Ryan breakup? That would mark the second time Ryan's fallen for a blonde with an incredibly silly last name. At least he's consistent.

ï Sumner Redstone says that he dropped Tom Cruise's contract because his wife, Paula, "like women everywhere, had come to hate him." Ouch, and hahahahaha.

ï Cindy Margolis is in Playboy. And her bod makes us hum Bob Seger's "Like a Rock".

ï The drummer for McFly (who?) has been bragging to anyone who'll listen that he has felt the gently licking flames of Lohan's firecrotch. Yeeeeah, that's like bragging that you ate food once, or that you sometimes blink.

ï Step aside, Brangelina! Take a hike, Bennifer! Let's all give a warm welcome to . . . Tophvanka Grump!

ï If there's anything U.S. Marines hate, it's being in the presence of a large-breasted, blonde, ultra-famous porn star.

ï Katie Holmes recently ran into Brooke Shields and stopped to chat. Afterwards, her ~~handler~~ best friend ever threw a burlap sack over her head, threw her in the back of a Brinks security van, drove her to a secluded location 4 miles beneath the earth's crust, and subjected her to 72 straight hours of deprogramming and delousing.

ï Heidi Klum: finally, a celebrity who ain't afraid to get a little scary for the sake of Halloween. Nicely done.

ï Patrick Dempsey's ex-wife, whom he married when he was 21 and she was the 48-year-old stepmother of his best friend, is alleging that he beat her during the filming of Can't Buy Me Love. Hey, these actors are tempestuous, artistic types and often have trouble bringing their work home with them at the end of the day. Can you really blame Dempsey for feeling violent when he spent day in and day out in character as a brutal, sexist killer with a hair-trigger temper. Wait, what? Can't Buy Me Love was about a mild-mannered nerd on a riding lawnmower? Oh.

BREAKING NUDES: Toronto Film Fest 2006

Agent E. — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:59:07 +0000

It's that time again, kids. Not quite as glitzy as Sundance (and with far fewer gift bags being horded by your Tara Reids and your Pam Andersons) but not quite as respected or, well, foreign as Cannes, it's The Toronto Film Festival. And what it lacks in celebrity swag seekers and high-profile filmic attendees it makes up for with boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. So sit back and let us tell you a little story about the brave actresses who went north of our border to show off what's north of their borders.

The fest is still in full swing and the reports are still tumbling in, but for now we'll bring you the breast of the breast, the cum of the crop. The stand-out festival star thus far seems to be Aussie Nudecomer Abbie Cornish. She previously doffed her duds in only one film, Somersault, but she really turned it out for this year's fest with two nude performances catching our flies. She warmed up with a look at her bum in A Good Year (and what a good year it's been for Abbie!), which also features a sliver of cheekage from frisky Frenchie Marion Cotillard. Up next for Abbie is the junkie opus Candy, with a veritable assault of boobs as she and boyfriend Heath Ledger search out their next fix. And screen time that isn't dominated by Abbie's breasts is filled with Abbie in her swimsuit or underwear. Nice junk, junkie!
Ever since we saw Ziyi Zhang flying through the air in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon we've had one desire: to see Ziyi Zhang flying naked through the air. That one will have to remain a fantasy, but The Banquet at least gives us a better visual image, as Ziyi's rump is spied in two scenes. It may prove to be the work of a body double, but that body double has to look at least a little like Ziyi, right?
And speaking of body doubles, when we heard that Rachel Bilson would be employing one for The Last Kiss, we were understandably angered. But to find out that Rachel's body double can't even be seen naked? That's taking skinginess to a whole new level, and we do not approve. Fortunately director Tony Goldwyn had experience helming The L Word and knows what really matters: naked girls! He threw in some bare breasts from Patricia Stasiak and Lisa Mackey and some boobs and butt from Cindy Sampson. All are relative newcomers and first-time flashers, but we hope they keep it (and us) up.
Nudity from Asia Argento is never shocking. At this point it's more shocking when she shows up in a movie like Land of the Dead and doesn't let her undead boobs out of her shirt. That being said, Asia's newest offering, Transylvania falls somewhere in the middle. She has some nice underwear scenes and does offer up a smidge of nudity, but it's only because she's breastfeeding her baby and the thing moves away from her nipple long enough for the camera to catch a glimpse. That's one helpful baby.
The non-nude offerings at Toronto include Natalie Portman not getting naked–again!–in Paris, je t'aime, though she does appear in underwear and a swimsuit, Brittany Murphy spending god damn near all of Love and Other Disasters in her underwear, and Kate Winslet lying naked on a bed and managing to cover up all the best parts in All the King's Men. But if your tastes skew more toward the perverse and you wish to see orgies, lesbian sex, honest-to-god penetration, and a man shooting his load into his own mouth, then Shortbus is just your kind of movie. None of the players are famous–yet–but we have a feeling that Sook-Yin Lee, with her rampant bared three B's and her near-constant movie masturbation, might be the next Bai Ling, only with way more nudity.

All of the ladies mentioned above can be found at MrSkin.com. Why don't you start with Asia Argento and work your way through the alphabet?

SXSW Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 17:35:41 +0000

South By Southwest is over. The boozy vom has been mopped up, the hotels of Austin have been vacated, and the music industry office drones have ceased "going wild", put their genitals away, and returned to their cold, cold cubicles. But the magic lives on in the form of the many delightful indie films that were screened at the fest, many with special bonus skin included!

We know this is going to come as a shock to you but (deep breath) Asia Argento gets naked in her new film, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things. We know, we know, you don't need to clutch your heart and stagger. We're a little spooked by this unexpected turn of events as well. But if you're a fan of Asia's ass, it gets top billing here.

Another famous broad who peels off is Jude Law plaything Sienna Miller. In Layer Cake, Miller shows off a side slab of sweater sackage when she changes into some black lingerie. It's a little less than what she served up in Alfie, but are you complaining? If you are, you're a hopeless ingrate and we hope you get crabs.

The festival also hosted a cavalcade of newcomer nudity, the most notable being the delicate blonde Abbie Cornish in Somersault. Miss Cornish spends a great deal of the movie with her game hens exposed, though if you're more into the rear, there's plenty of that here. Hey, that rhymed.

And there were even more bits and pieces being exposed at the SXSW Film Festival. Why, you can even read all about it at–you guessed it–MrSkin.Com.