Tag Archives: Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter Shirtless Returns, with a Whole Lot of Weed
Over the years here at CelebNewsWire we have collected a few nuggets of truth. For example: Claymates get really, really pissy when you call their idol a wussy little dildo who gets beat up by girls, Lindsay Lohan has pretty great knockers, and there is a select, determined group of individuals somewhere on the planet [...]
Abridged CNW Month-End Search Terms: December 2006
As the end of the month draws near, our thoughts turn not to New Year's resolutions or toasting with a flute of Cristal at the stroke of midnight, but instead, to our beloved stats page and the fact that December has brought some shockers along with its gentle, mild, global warming breezes. The top ten [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity nudity, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
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CNW Junk Drawer: "This Needs Love Too"
ï Janet Jackson says that her sex life was great when she was fat, and that her Ewok lover Jermaine Dupri would "grab me, pull me around the stomach, look me in the eyes and say, 'This needs love too!'" And then he'd gently insert his penis into her stomach folds.
ï Britney Spears [...]
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Also tagged Asia Argento, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebs in bikinis, Harry Morton, Janet Jackson, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, plastic surgery rumors, Steve-O
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Abridged CNW Month-End Search Terms: August 2006
We've got to keep up with the Johnsons and the Smiths and the Egotastics and the Idontlikeyouinthatways, so we're introducing a new feature. At the end of each month, we'll be your bloggy Rick Dees and will count down the top five search phrases (not including "CelebNewsWire" and its variants) people use to get to [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celebrity nudity, Kate Bosworth, Kendra Wilkinson, Lindsay Lohan, Mindy Kaling, Penelope Cruz
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Aaron Carter: Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker
Lindsay drinking underage, Britney banging JT when she claimed to be a virgin, and now that sweet, tiny Aaron Carter firing up the bong and taking a trip to Weedyworld? The moral decline of teen stars in this country is appalling! Why, oh why can we not live in a simpler time, a time filled [...]