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50 Cent's Revenge TacticóLeaked Porn
When you want revenge on someone, you probably key their car or spit in their food or try to sleep with their mom. 50 Cent, he's more creative. He gets revenge with homemade porn. Says TMZ:
2Pac vs Biggie, it ain't — but now the beef between 50 Cent and Rick Ross has reached a whole [...]
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Dumb & Dumbererer: When Jim Carrey Met 50 Cent
Jim Carrey may pull in millions more per picture than Joaquin Phoenix, but he definitely doesn't share his fellow actor's sense of hip hop adventure. When 50 Cent pulled Jim up on stage during a Sundance party over the weekend, he didn't even bust out an "It is my birthday, I am going to party [...]
50 Cent Makes Paris Hilton Cry
That 50 Cent is a smart man. He's somehow found a way to be a "hard" "gangsta" and still have white, suburban, middle-aged moms say, "Oh, I love that Fiddy, he's so charming." He made enough cash off of a beverage deal to keep his great-great-great-great grandkids in floor-length chinchilla coats and doorags. And he [...]
Wrap Your Dick in Fiddy
Not content with becoming the rap world's V.C. Andrews, 50 Cent is producing his own line of condoms. He said:
ìThe kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head. We have to be a little more creative about it. Itís the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex [...]
50 Cent Says: Mazel Tov, Shorty!
So you think you're hot shit in a champagne glass because your dad got the kids from the local high school who had a Foreigner cover band play your bar mitzvah? Well, one Elizabeth Brooks from Long Island has totally faced your ass because her defense contractor daddy, David H. Brooks, shelled out several million [...]