Sylvester Stallone's Dating Advice Is Over the Top

Are you having trouble with a girl you'd like to screw who won't let you take her out on a date? Maybe she says you're "too creepy" or that she doesn't like you crouching outside of her bathroom window every morning? Who doesn't have this problem, really? Luckily the super sexy and wise Sylvester Stallone has a solution for you: Threaten to kidnap the girl's puppy, chop him into little pieces, sauté him in a nice hoisin sauce, and masticate every last morsel. That'll surely win her over. Our own Rover roasting specialist, FemaleFirst, dishes:

Sylvester Stallone says men should eat the pets of any girl who won't date them.

The 'Rambo' star - who is married to model Jennifer Flavin - says his best dating tip is to tell a woman you will devour her most prized possession unless she agrees to go out with you.

He said: "Basically just tell her if you don't go out with me I'm going to find the thing you love the most and eat it, whether it be your dog or your bird!"

You know what you forgot to mention, Sly? The guy should also send the girl pictures of himself masturbating into a nice juicy porterhouse. Works every time.

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