South By Southwest is over. The boozy vom has been mopped up, the hotels of Austin have been vacated, and the music industry office drones have ceased "going wild", put their genitals away, and returned to their cold, cold cubicles. But the magic lives on in the form of the many delightful indie films that were screened at the fest, many with special bonus skin included!
We know this is going to come as a shock to you but (deep breath) Asia Argento gets naked in her new film, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things. We know, we know, you don't need to clutch your heart and stagger. We're a little spooked by this unexpected turn of events as well. But if you're a fan of Asia's ass, it gets top billing here.
Another famous broad who peels off is Jude Law plaything Sienna Miller. In Layer Cake, Miller shows off a side slab of sweater sackage when she changes into some black lingerie. It's a little less than what she served up in Alfie, but are you complaining? If you are, you're a hopeless ingrate and we hope you get crabs.
The festival also hosted a cavalcade of newcomer nudity, the most notable being the delicate blonde Abbie Cornish in Somersault. Miss Cornish spends a great deal of the movie with her game hens exposed, though if you're more into the rear, there's plenty of that here. Hey, that rhymed.
And there were even more bits and pieces being exposed at the SXSW Film Festival. Why, you can even read all about it at–you guessed it–MrSkin.Com.