We wish everyone would take Pirelli’s mode of selling their product. They make tires, so every year they put out an exclusive catalog featuring ladies who are professionally hot in the nude. They’ve been doing this for forty-six years, so obviously they’re doing something right. And they didn’t put out the calendar from 1975-1983 and look what happened then! Their sales slumped, and the Falklands war happened, so we suggest you stick to what works. Do you sell denture cream? Try using naked models. Those sock suspenders that old men like? Try naked models. Slap bracelets? Left-handed scissors? Self-propelled fly-swatters? Naked models! Today ALL the pictures from the 2010 Pirelli calendar leaked, putting our earlier posts featuring just a few paltry pictures to shame. After the very NSFW cut, there are oodles and oodles of preposterously pert breasts belonging to Miranda Kerr, Daisy Lowe, Lily Cole, and the like, so be prepared. You are going to want to buy tires. You’re going to want to buy tires so bad.
Two quick thoughts: 1. Gosh, whatever could they mean with that April pic, and 2. Banana girl is a drag because she appears to be missing a vadge.
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Very nice, 2010 is one of the best year ^^
I need some new tires.
There is a different type of rubber I’d rather using with these ladies. Giggity.