We sent our intrepid reporter to Sundance to uncover all who got uncovered in upcoming indie flicks. And lemme tell ya, boy, in addition to the usual suspects, there's a surprise or two.
First up is Dirty Love, starring (and written by!) erstwhile MTV burp-artiste Jenny McCarthy. All the requisite cleavage shots are here, but Jenny even busts out her ample juggage outside a nightclub after some schlub pukes on her pair. Sounds . . . awesome?
A Naomi Watts flick just wouldn't be a Naomi Watts flick if she didn't show her lightbulbs. And she does just that in Ellie Parker, but guess what, kids? She's got a bush-baring bath scene at around the 34 minute mark, too.
The Jacket. Ah, yes. Was it just yesterday that we chronicled Keira Knightley's grand doffing of the top for this movie? Our reporter has a little more to add, though: in this Adrian Brody film, Ms. Knightley proves her charter membership to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee not once, not twice, but thrice!
Station Agent costar Patricia Clarkson surprised audiences with a mega-nipply bikini shot in The Dying Gaul, then knocked everyone clean over when she exposed her bajoobs in a sex scene with Campbell Scott.
Not much needs to be said about a movie called Inside Deep Throat. There are tons of archived shots from the original beej masterpiece, and there is plenty of Linda Lovelace to go around.
Kyra Sedgwick continues her nudity shock-and-awe campaign in Loverboy, showing some boobs here, some buns there, and even some bush. Her real-life hubby Kevin Bacon directed, so we can pretend this is a celebrity sex tape.
Last but not least, we've got Happy Endings, starring. . . Tom Arnold? Thankfully, cuz keeps his clothes on, but guess who doesn't? LISA KUDROW. That's right! Friend Phoebe! She's on a massage table, the towel gets pulled down, and the right boob pops out. This MAY be the work of a body double, though, so stay tuned . . .
Need more Sundance flesh info? Ask and ye shall receive. Here ya go.
