We know youíre sick of hearing about Sundance and all the fabulous parties and glamorous celebrities having fun and getting free booze while youíre stuck in a cramped little cubicle actually working for a living. We donít mean to rub your noses in it. But did you know that Sundance-attending celebs (the ones who are already rich and famous and have everything their cold, black hearts desire) get tons of free stuff? Where is the justice? Us Weekly reports that both Paris Hilton and Shannen Doherty walked away with over $5000 in swag, including white rabbit-fur coats (of which Paris helped herself to four!). Wait. Even freakiní Brenda gets free stuff? We thought sheíd be giving handjobs to agents in hotel parking lots by now. This world is so not fair.
But the freebies doled out to women who have touched Rick Salomonís weenie pale in comparison to what Pam Anderson walked away with. It seems she took a little time away from alternately screaming at and sucking face with Stephen Dorff to step on the little people (you know, the ones who didnít get free crap). While grabbing all the ass-hugging jeans she could get her mitts on in the Diesel suite, Pam spotted a black puffy coat she just could not live without in the bag of one of the companyís poor PR schlubs. "Pam took the coat and put it on," says an insider. "The woman says, 'Hey, that's my coat,' and Pam deadpans, 'Well, can I have it? I want it.' The girl had to give Pam the coat and it was her only one for Sundance. She's freezing now." Note to freezing woman: We know you work in PR–which translates to ìWe know youíre a douchebagî–but címon, you can say no to Pam Anderson. Whatís she gonna do, throw a tit at you?
