The post-divorce fallout between director Guy Ritchie and ropy hunk of fiber Madonna has played out like a game of Stratego. First, Madge made a bold move by calling Ritchie "emotionally retarded" on stage, but Ritchie countered with refusing to indulge. Next, Mad went for the flag by flaunting her new arm candy, 22-year-old male model Jesus Luz. A low blow right in the schnuts! We've been waiting to see how Guy would one-up stepping out with a young, comely person who shares a name with God's only begotten son, and now we have our answer. Elle MacPherson. Hahahaha, eat shit and die, Ciccone! The Daily Mail reports:
Guy Ritchie might not have been overly happy about the news that Madonna is now living with her toyboy lover – but he hit back in spectacular fashion last night.
Not to be outdone, the Sherlock Holmes director hit the town last night with Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson. He took the 44-year-old bachelorette – known in her heyday as The Body – for dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie.
Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each otherís company until 12.30am – leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well.
Which would you rather yell out in the boudoir: "The Body" or "Jesus"? Check and mate.
