Lindsay Lohan has nabbed herself her very own Jordan Catalano. And she might marry him just to piss off Paris Hilton. Very mature, Lindsay, very mature.
There are many reasons to say "I do"–you're knocked up, you really want a shiny piece of jewelry, he's really rich and promised you that pony you always wanted, and some little thing we heard about once called "love", whatever that is–but getting back at your friend for stealing another friend's boyfriend isn't usually at the top of that list. It was only in recent weeks that Lindsay Lohan admitted that she was sharing eyeliner and genitals with Jared Leto, and now she wants to marry him. Someone claiming to be Lindsay's friend told Life & Style magazine:
ìSheís crazy about Jared. She says it would be great to run away, get married barefoot on the beach and shock everybody. . . . Sheís angry at Paris for hooking up with Mary-Kate Olsenís ex, Stavros Niarchos. Catching a husband would be a poke in Parisís eye.î
At least trying to catch a husband before Paris does is a bit smarter than trying to catch gonorrhea before her. And as for the whole running away, getting married barefoot on the beach, and shocking everybody, just look how well that turned out for RenÈe Zellweger.
Lindsay Leto at MrSkin.com.
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