Say you're a blonde hotel heiress of a certain notoriety, right? And let's just say you maybe have a nice low budget hump tape under your belt, and the rest of your filmography consists of cameos in Zoolander and The Cat in the Hat. Where do you go when you want to gain a certain type of "artistic integrity" while remaining firmly ensconced in your underthings?
Why, to Vincent Gallo, of course!
We'd already gone through grief counseling and successfully buried the memories of Paris and Gallo's brief relationship, but the past has reappeared to bring pain and anguish to an unsuspecting public yet again. This anguish appears in the form of a short art film directed by the Brown Bunny megalomaniac. Paris is seen in her skivvies, rotating hypnotically on what appears to be an oversized novelty lazy susan, before the terrifying image of a ginormous rabbit mysteriously appears. The good people at Gawker bring the horror to you here.
Check into the Hilton: Paris utterly nude at MrSkin.com.
