And here's our third story on the biggest stars of the late 1980s and early 1990s. Aerosmith's rubbery, bescarved frontman, Steven Tyler, is in rehab. Again. Our gossip NA sponsor, Female First, writes:
Steven Tyler has checked into rehab.
The Aerosmith frontman – who claims to have been sober for 20 years since cleaning up his act in rehab in the mid-80s – is being treated at Las Encinas Hospital's drug rehabilitation clinic in Pasadena, California, for "substance abuse".
Steven, 60, previously credited his film star daughter Liv, 30, and his Aerosmith bandmates for helping him recover from his previous alcohol and drug addictions.
He previously said: "Four rehabilitation centres for drug abuse later, I've been able to take a long, hard look at my behaviour."
He is currently dating Erin Brady – who has a penchant for the rock 'n' roll lifestyle and was once thrown out of a casino hotel for brawling.
The clinic at Las Encinas Hospital has been made famous by hit TV show 'Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew'.
We did a little sleuthing around to try to find out what substance, specifically, Mr. Tyler was having problems with. We questioned friends, family, and crew, we used bugs and hidden cameras, and we staked out the rehab facility. But actually, the one thing that truly tipped us off and unlocked the secrets of Steven Tyler's addiction was his own lyrics. Specifically, the lyrics for the haunting dirge "Pink". Allow us, if you will, to share these disturbing couplets with you. Prepare to enter the mind of a tortured poet.
Pink ñ itís my new obsession.
Pink ñ itís not even a quession.Pink as the bing on your cherry.
Pink ñ ëcause you are so veryëCause pink is the new kinda lingo.
Pink, like a deco umbrella: (Yeah)I want to be your lover.
I ñ I wanna wrap you in rubber.
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
ëCause pink is my favorite Crayon.Yeah, pink when I turn out the light!
Ah, yeah, pink ñ itís like red, but not quite.
Only a high person would sing such evil.
