Miley Cyrus: Bad Tattoo Enabler

Get ready for your tweener daughter (well, if you're old fuckers like us at least) to start begging you to let her get all tatted up, because Jesus zealot Stephen Baldwin just scored a guest spot on Hannah Montana by getting "HM" tattooed on his shoulder. Reports TMZ:

Holy Stigmata! Stephen Baldwin has branded himself with Hannah Montana's initials, all because Miley Cyrus dared him to.

Here's how the whole thing went down. We're told the unlikely friends met last year at the White House, where the 15-year-old dared Baldwin to get Hannah Montana's initials and in return she would let him appear on her Disney TV show since his daughters are huge fans of the series.

Fast forward to yesterday in Nashville, where sources tell us Miley's little sister, Brandi, heard on the radio that the 42-year-old outspoken Christian was also in town to promote his new book. So Miley, her mom, Brandi and Miley's boyfriend Justin Gaston decided to surprise Baldwin at a book signing. When they arrived, we're told Stephen showed off his "HM" tat and asked if he could cameo on her show, at which point Miley (reluctantly?) agreed.

It's Miley Cyrus' world and Stephen's just livin' in it.

Great, this is going to be the early '90s all over again, when every dude with slicked back hair got a Rocket from the Crypt tattoo because they heard it would get them into shows for free, until the epidemic spread so far that MTV's resident Republican Kennedy was even sporting a RFTC tat. Only this time the tattoos will appear beneath Delia's Madison sweaters instead of rolled-up plaid shirt sleeves. It's Circa: Miley!