We're not going to be here tomorrow, or Friday, or Saturday, or Sunday. Why? Well, frankly we just don't like you much. So we're metaphorically put a hat and coat on 2008 and usher it out the door while squatting and groaning and letting 2009 slip out of our moist vaginae through the magic of bikini pictures. At left, representing the old, we have television star Lisa Rinna in a bikini. Novelty wax lips aside, lady looks good, but what we really love is the finger-wagging, reminiscent of a grandpa boogying down at the VFW social. Is that the Lindy Hop? And representing the new, here's supermodel of yore Stephanie Seymour in a bikini. Technically Steph is only 5 years younger than Lisa, but she still has the body of a 19 year old so she wins. Plus, she used to date Axl Rose and reportedly he made her pee in a litter box during foreplay. We'd like our new year to be kind of like that.
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good from the front but needs a lot of work on her ass