She's not a huge superstar, but we know a thing or two about Solange Knowles. We know she's a singer. We know she's Beyonce's sister. We know she did not bleach her baby. And we know that her Twitter is the greatest thing we've ever read. It's better than Ulysses, the Old Testament, and Blubber combined. Last night Solange one-upped Erykah Badu Twittering the birth of her child, and Twittered her harrowing airplane overdose on over-the-counter nasal decongestants. Make yourself a nice cup of tea, curl by the fire, and watch the terror unfurl:
think im certified loosing it on nyquil. going to sleep before i start freestyling on the plane.
about 11 hours ago from webomg i didnt know nyquil could do this to you.i took the pills tho.cant stomach cough syrup.trying to be proactive on this flight.
about 11 hours ago from web in reply to Kruciali still jam doobie ashtray like it jus came out.think im gonna add it in my show.maybe a whole champagnechronic doobie ashtray thingy?
about 12 hours ago from webNever taking nyquil again. I feel so wierd.
about 7 hours ago from mobile webWoaah…… How'd I end up in the hosptal?
about 4 hours ago from mobile webWoke up to 8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!
about 4 hours ago from mobile webGuess I passed out! Scary. Hooked up to IV now . Apparantly I'm super dehydrated.
about 4 hours ago from mobile webI've never passed out before. Shit was like the movies. People standing over me saying "hello". I've been embarrased enough today.
about 3 hours ago from mobile webI'm out! Yay!
about 3 hours ago from mobile web
Exciting! Solange might want to consider selling this to Searchlight. Coming soon to theaters: FAINTED. Adapted from a series of Twitters by Solange Knowles. It's better than Juno!
P.S. don't miss the sequel: Solange and the Chamber of Secret Nipple Slips, or Solange Knowles Breast.
