Picture Burt Reynolds. Are you picturing him? Good. Now picture Willie Nelson. Now picture Willie and Burt gazing deeply into each other's eyes. Picture Burt lovingly brushing a strand of Willie's shimmering copper locks away from his face so that he can gently trace the outline of Willie's lips with one outstretched finger. The pair close their eyes, and lean closer. Their lips meet in an explosion of urgent hunger. This never happened. BUT IT COULDA.
Screen legend Burt was instantly dazzled by Willie's beauty and charm (who wouldn't be?) when he met him for the first time on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard. Burt gushes, "When I worked with Willie Nelson–who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life–I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would've saved me millions, just because we'd still be happily married.'" Yeah, except that gays still can't get married in America. Way to thumb your nose at the gay community, Burt! God, what a jerk!
Frankly, we're surprised that Burt wasn't taken with costar Jessica Simpson. After all, with her blonde hair, zeppelin-sized ta-tas, and the large "VACANCY" neon sign blinking insistently inside her skull, she's a dead ringer for a latter-day Loni Anderson!
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