We're not as cruel and heartless as everyone thinks we are. Yes, we like to imply that Paris Hilton's clam is encrusted with sores like barnacles on a pier and sure, we may have said, once or twice, that Kevin Federline is a fat sack of crap. But there are certain celebrities and stories that warm the cockles of our heart. Like that sweet Sarah Michelle Gellar being knocked up. And if you're keeping track, we were able to use "clam", "barnacles", and "cockles" within the first paragraph, in honor of pirates overtaking the high seas again. Anyway, People says:
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting their first child together, a source close to the couple confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. ìTheyíre very excited,î says the source, adding that the actress, 31, is due in the fall.
Here's hoping they name the kid Freddie Prinze Jr. Jr.
