What ever happened to the days when we wanted people who knew what they were doing to design the products that we use? Why would anyone prefer to wear a shirt designed by P. Diddy rather than someone whoís actually touched a sewing machine at some point in their life? And why would anyone give up a proven classic like Chanel No. 5 for Eau de Usher?
Usher is reportedly taking a break from wearing sunglasses indoors and participating in eight-body pile-ups to release his own perfume for women. An insider reported, "He knows what smells good on a woman and thinks he can come up with a great perfume." This is too easy and we havenít finished our coffee yet this morning, so weíll let you come up with your own punch line about Usherís weenis juice smelling good on a woman.
