It might surprise you to learn that Victoria Silvstedt–you know, that Swedish Playboy Playmate with the blonde hair and the Amazonian stature and the mammaries the size of BASEketballs–lost her virginity at a very early age. And by "surprise" we mean "the opposite of surprise".
It's fairly refreshing to have a sex symbol tell a tale of youth that doesn't go, "OMG when I was a teen I was so ugly and everyone hated me and called me El Disgusto and put rotting pig entrails in my locker and spit on me in the hallway because of my repulsive looks, see." To British FHM, Victoria recounts the arousing tale of being a newly minted, overly mature hot teen and getting it on milkmaid style in her village.
"It was in the village in which I grew up, in northern Sweden. It was at the guy's place. I was 13 and he was 14. But I was mature at that age – I felt like I was about 20. People in Sweden start earlier than in Britain – it's more of a natural thing to experience it at a younger age. It was a great experience and it was the first time for the guy too. We tried out a load of things but I have to say it was over very, very quickly. I was like, 'Wow, but is that it?'"
When we were thirteen, we were busy weeding our neighbor's garden for pocket money with which to purchase as many packs of Garbage Pail Kids cards as possible in hopes that we'd finally get Formalde Heidi. Victoria Silvstedt, on the other hand, was busy trying the reverse wheelbarrow and Juicy Jackhammer positions with her eighth grade boyfriend. And that's why she's a famous loose woman and we are . . . who we are.
Is Victoria naked at MrSkin.com? Well, duh.
