After learning that her fiancÈ had been giving the nanny a special bonus with her paycheck, Sienna Miller is reportedly "devastated". But not too devastated to enjoy some face time with her exes! And by "face time" we mean "necking". And by "necking" we mean "making out". And by "making out" we mean . . . making out.
The one benefit of being spurned in such a public fashion is that bushels of nice-looking dudes will want to cradle you in their muscley arms and rock the pain away. Sienna has wasted no time in culling some cuddling from her exes. It seems that while Jude was busy nannyporking, Sienna may not have been the dutiful fiancÈe after all. Allegedly, she was in close contact with her ex, model David Neville. A friend of his told PageSix.com that "She [Sienna] would text message David all the time, saying things like, 'I'm on the beach with Jude but I'm heartbroken, I miss you and I can't stop thinking about you . . . This feels wrong.'" And–hold onto your shorts–David has a secret stash of nudie pix of he and Miller in addition to some naked Sieena solo shots, and some of these pics were stolen when his apartment was burgled a few months back. Given the ease of which dirty pictures and secret sex videos are stolen and thrown up on the computerweb, we are baffled as to why these mythical photos have not yet made the rounds. Anyone?
Also, she was seen at a polo match with former loverboy/still a tiny eunuch prince Orlando Bloom. According to The Sun, they were "snogging", but we wouldn't go that far. "Sprunching", yes. "Osculating"? Possibly. "Firkytoodling"? For sure. But not "snogging". No. Sorry.
See Enna! Sienna Miller nudes at MrSkin.com.
