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The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Starring Sienna Miller's Mustache

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We know we have the reputation of being rather bitchy, and sometimes it's deserved. But most of the time we're thinking about bunnies and candy and sunflowers and the luminous skin of Julianne Moore and we're rather pleasant. But other days, cold, rainy Mondays like today say, we just think it's fun to point at Sienna Miller's mustache and laugh. Reports the Daily Mail:

After a series of box office flops Sienna Millerís career is badly in need of a hit.

But according to critics her latest film is so bad that most interesting thing in it is the starís moustache.

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh opened in the U.S. this week to damning reviews.

New York post critic Lou Lemenick wrote: ëYou know a movieís got problem when the most memorable thing about it is Sienna Millerís moustache.í

ëThat growth above her lip is clearly visible in two scenes, once in profile.í

Man, that's harsh. After all, the movie does contain Sienna Miller's tits. And, yes, we have seen them about seven thousand times by now, and they're small, so maybe they're easy to miss, but a mustache upstaging boobs is pretty crazy. Unless the topless person in question is Oliver Hardy.

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