Sienna Miller's Webmaster Isn't Mad; She's Just Disappointed

We dunno, ever since Sienna Miller took up with married father/oil heir/Lord of the Fly Balthazar Getty, we've kind of liked her a little more. We're not really ones to complain about a lady parading her naked bajoingles on the beach in front of two dozen photographers; that would be silly. But not everyone shares our Sienna sentiments (Siennaments?). Including Sienna's number one fan and webmaster of her fan site, Sienna Miller Online. Or should we say FORMER webmaster? Dun-dun-DUN! She writes:

It must be obvious that my heart has not been in this site for the past couple of years. This is due to several reasons, the main ones being the loss of Katy and Maddie from the site staff, a lack of time, and how Sienna has changed. I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004. I don't say that lightly because (believe it or not) I do still have a lot of respect for Sienna and still consider myself a supportive fan.

I've tried to forget about that and update whenever I can (although yes, that has not been much!) ... however, recent events - that of Sienna's affair with a married father of 4 and extremely public PDA's - have heightened my lack of interest in the site and Sienna. We do not know the whole story behind this affair, and some may argue it is not our place to judge BUT when Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who IS married and does have 4 children (including a baby only a few months old) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window. One minute she says she wants to be taken seriously as an actress and she's sick of all the false stories about her in the press ... and the next she's topless on a beach with a married man's hands all over her - come on Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around. If she was serious about being taken seriously she would, well, not display herself so publicly like this.

She goes on to say that she's searching for a replacement webmaster or -mistress, and that any qualified applicants "must be able to keep up with everything in Sienna-world," underlining that sentence as if underscoring the importance of the weighty task at hand, which surely involves staying up all hours of the night, tracking Sienna from married man to married man in a desperate bid to keep tabs on her topless trysts and feats of vaginal derring-do. Sienna Miller Online Webmaster is not a job for the faint of heart or weak of constitution, friends. And now we can't help wondering what the gal vacating this position was doing a month ago and if she happened to be near a can of black spray paint at the time.