Sienna Miller Upgrades To Darth Vader

So you're Sienna Miller and you're desperately trying to make yourself into the next Julia Roberts or some such. You land a sweet part as a crazy naked girl in a movie opposite People Sexiest Man Alive and manage to get him to profess his everlasting love to you. Then he fucks his nanny and everyone magically knows your name. You've discovered the joy of media attention. You make up and break up every other week just to keep your name on the tips of everyone's tongues. But then you realize that the public isn't so interested in your man candy now that he's not in every fifth movie at their megaplex (and now that they've seen his wee little pee-pee) and you take a look around you. Who's that man costarring in your latest project? And is he about to have a good year? It sure looks like it, Sienna Miller.

We had been hearing rumors that Jude Law had discarded his boho baggage and moved backward in the Law love line, all the way back to the mother of his children, Sadie Frost. Law is reportedly renting a house in L.A. for himself, Frost, and their children, and he is sick of Sienna's nagging demands. According to London's Mirror,

"[Sienna] had Jude wrapped around her little finger because he was unfaithful. On the set of her new movie, Sienna demanded Jude call her every two hours, and every time he went somewhere he had to let her know. Sienna even tried to stipulate when he saw his children. He decided he didn't want to spend more time arguing and waiting around for Sienna to finish filming, he'd rather see his three kids."

But wait! Is that what really happened? Ted Casablanca sure doesn't think so. According to his source Sienna saw a big publicity flashbulb in the form of Hayden Christensen, who stars opposite her in Factory Girl.

"'She dumped Jude the second Hayden came around,'" sniffed these Miller confidantes. "'Gave him his walking papers! It was so cold. It's all about opportunity. She's just moving on to who's going to give her more publicity. Jude can't do that anymore.'"

Well played, Sienna. We see you've been studying Katie Holmes's Guide to Making It Big in Hollywood without Talent. We believe that chapter one started with this piece of advice: "Watch a movie that has been wildly successful in the past year. Find that movie's closeted gay star. Convince the world that you are madly in love with him." Now Hayden Christensen might not be as famous as Tom Cruise (and his acting skills may be better suited to singing the praises of the bacon double cheeseburger in a McDonald's commercial) but you were working with what was available. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to be cast opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in your next film.
All the boys want Sienna at MrSkin.com.

Or you can have a looksee at Jude at MaleStars.com.