Sienna Miller Eradicates Evil with Naked Knockers

Here's actress/possible penis cozy to Puffy Doodles, Sienna Miller, topless on the beach in Ibiza. Did you know that the correct pronunciation of Ibiza is "Ee-bee-thuh?" And if you click the thpot that thayth "more", you can thee her boobth.

The United States government could learn a lot from this Sienna Miller. Here we are, spending multiple millions of dollars doing God knows what over there in the Middle East, sacrificing young men and women's innocent lives and causing destruction, pain, and pestilence. But our anger is misguided. Look to Sienna, warmongers of the Western world. Look to the brash young British upstart who has declared her own personal war on the real enemy. And the real enemy is shirts. We know this, you know this, Osama Bin Laden knows this. Even Karl Rove knows this. Why do you think he resigned? "Not enough titties," he said sadly. "Not enough titties."

Pics via Drunken Stepfather.

Sienna shows even more at MrSkin.com.

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