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Sienna Miller Is a Modern-Day C.J. Parker

sienna_miller_cry_gas.jpgIn case you hadn't heard, Sienna Miller dumped some Hanna Barbera-looking motherfucker and immediately began dating married father of four Balthazar Getty, even jetting across the sea for a topless holiday of sexual sexiness. A veritable shitstorm of negative press ensued, culminating with the webmistress of Sienna's fan site abdicating her position in disgust. What's a fallen starlet to do to raise her profile? Speak valiantly of rescuing the enemy from certain watery doom! IMDb scoops it:

Actress Sienna Miller once rescued a paparazzo from drowning – just minutes after he harassed her for a photograph. The star – who recently successfully sued a British newspaper over invasion of privacy claims regarding a set of photos it published of her – says a group of snappers went to ridiculous lengths to get a picture when she was filming The Edge of Love.

She says, "The paparazzi were actually dropping out of trees when we were filming in Wales. They were popping up from bushes and there was even a boat with them in while we were filming on the beach and they started to sink. We had to call the coastguard out to rescue them. We shouldn't have, but we did. It was insane."

What she didn't mention is that she pulled him out, performed CPR, and the victim's pappy, snappy friends took a bunch of pictures of her, her mouth sealed sexily over the fallen pap's, her hands frenziedly unbuttoning his shirt to give him a few hearty pumps across his broad, manly chest. Foiled again.

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  1. karin ralph
    Posted October 5, 2008 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    well miller is a mother teresa in the making, what a lot of rubbish, miller and getty are only good at breaking up his marriage and hurting his wife and children. both are a waste of space.

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