Sienna Miller's Pubes Restored with the Magic of CGI

Remember oh so long ago, way before we had seen Sienna Miller's blammos in public here and here and probably a couple of hundred other times that we've since forgotten, remember how Sienna was filming a movie where she was supposed to be some sort of nude hippie love goddess but she insisted on meticulously trimming her vadge hairs in very un-'60s fashion? Remember that? Well, enjoy the manicured pube trail while you can, because it's getting covered up by cartoon cooch fuzz. Our favorite gossip comedian, FemaleFirst, brings us one of the best stories we've heard in weeks:

Sienna Miller had her private parts digitally enhanced for her new movie.

The 26-year-old actress had to have pubic hair added by computer wizard for some scenes in her new film 'Hippie Hippie Shake'.

In the movie, Sienna plays Louise, the girlfriend of publisher Richard Neville, who was heavily involved in London's party scene during the 60s.

A studio source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Unfortunately, Brazilian waxes weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on display. A merkin [pubic wig] simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were enhanced, giving her a rather unruly bush. All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along."

A Brazilian is a method of pubic waxing where almost all hair is removed.

Gee thanks, FF, for telling us the precise definition of Brazilian. And here we always thought it had something to do with Gisele Bundchen. Anyway, we've always known that CGI was useful for more than deflating Lindsay Lohan's casabas and de-Kabbalah-fying Ashton Kutcher. And, you know, blowing shit up and making monsters and all that shit the kids love these days. CGI allows lazy actresses to give period-appropriate furburger footage without having to stuff a fluffy muff into their panties every morning. Yay technology!


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