Nudity-Hating Sienna Miller and Kate Moss in Showcase Showdown

She may be a stilted actress, she may don belts across her chestral region, but she's one of the only modern actresses willing to pony up for Sexy Lady Stories. Sienna Miller week continues here at CNW, and the former penis snood of Jude Law is now angry that her nude shots from Hippie Hippie Shake were leaked. Sources told The Sun:

“Sienna was really hurt. She took some persuading to do the scenes and spent most of the day in her dressing gown building up to it. She is reluctant to do the rest of her nude scenes.”

Yes, if there is anything Sienna Miller is wary of, it's nudity. She's definitely never been naked here. Or here. And especially not here. So you can see why she'd be petulant and threaten to withhold her beans because she was showing her beans in a movie that would be widely distributed so everyone would see her beans. Beans.

After the cut, Sienna and Kate Moss catfight. In the battle of the scrawny British blondes with questionable taste in the opposite sex, only one can emerge victorious.

This is not the first time that Sienna and Kate have gotten tight and ended up in a right nasty little donnybrook. But when the pap-hater met the nasty old rag at a mutual friend's wedding, fangs were bared and fur flew. A source told the Sun (again):

“Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them. A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got.”

We don't speak Brit, but that sounds pretty sexy, with the good-giving and the Dutch dykes and having a go and whatnot. Google doesn't have an American-to-British translator, so we just had the previous quote translated into German, then from German to French, and then from French back to English. And we got:

„Kate had goes with from Sienna and you show the flight of his type. It ranting on approximate, as Sienna tested now, also to steal their life style and their friends. To really cross and to each one heard on him. Some drinks were descended, until Kate says it and had drawn slightly also from Sienna Dutch courage. It gave Kate goods thus, like it received.“

Oh SNAP.

Sienna gets embarrassingly nude at MrSkin.com.


Kate, too.