Once upon a dream, Sienna Miller was the toast of the town, sweeping into premieres in designer finery and on the arm of cherub-curled Jude Law, with movie scripts being thrown at her like candy at a parade. Then Jude stuffed it into the nanny, and Sienna beat up some paparazzi, metaphorically crapped on the city of Pittsburgh, and then forgot to wear pants, and we were left wondering what she's been up to lately. As it turns out, she's been up to an actor named Rhys Ifans, and, according to our gossip relationship counselor, FemaleFirst, she's agreed to marry him. A source says:
"Rhys has admitted he and Sienna are getting married. Everything is supposed to be hush-hush, but Rhys is over the moon and finding it hard to keep quiet. He can't believe she finally said yes."
Seeing how Rhys Ifans is a Welshman who looks a lot like Snagglepuss and has a name that sounds like a prancing centaur that lives in the forest behind Hogwarts, this story probably should be more exciting than it is. So let's jazz it up with some Sienna Miller butt cheeks! Come into our cut and we will show you the way.
The Ditka-stached gentleman in these photos is not Rhys Ifans, by the way, but we're really enjoying the frame-by-frame progression of the bikini accident action. It reminds us of our lavendar Le Clic disc camera from 1985. That, and the fact that Sienna appears to have a nipple on her ass.
Sienna Miller continues to get naked at MrSkin.com.
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Sienna miller is a goddess who should be bronzed. Gossip on the street is that she is dating harry potter
She IS a Goddess but should be oiled and slipped to my place.
Ahh the Interview and Layer Cake are must see's for Sienna fans. Interview as a dry hump of Buscemi's who should've wetted things down with Sienna. Hippie Hippie Shake is next on the list can't wait.
OMG Sienna crack is the best crack you'll ever need.
Sienna shouldn't even be wearing clothes at all. If God intended Sienna to wear clothes they wouldn't be falling off like this. But that's totally OK w/me.
Sienna naked is the definition of crazy, sexy, cool.