Guess Sienna Miller has made peace with the fact that her pygmy-donged paramour, Jude Law, screwed his children's nanny while he and Sienna were engaged. She recently admitted to Rolling Stone:
"Monogamy is a weird thing to me. It's overrated because, let's face it, we're all fucking animals."
Listen, Sienna, we don't know what you and Jude do behind closed doors with kangaroos, naked mole rats, and other fauna, but don't drag the rest of us into your sick world.
After the cut, Sienna angers an entire major metropolitan area.
Sienna is presently in Pittsburgh, staying at the Omni Penn and shooting The Mysteries of Pittsburgh. Rolling Stone contributing editor Jenny Eliscu said that Miller has a less-than-favorable opinion of the lovely city, referring to it as "Shitsburgh" and moaning:
"Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films."
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette got her back with a delightfully subtle dig in the headline: "Semi-famous Actress Dumps on Pittsburgh", but just wait till she exits her hotel tonight and finds a ragtag group of angry Pittsburghers including Big Ben, ABC 4's Sally Wiggin, and attorney Edgar Snyder waiting for her with socks full of nickels, while former mayor Sophie Masloff and sports announcer Myron Cope use their angelic, bell-like voices to call her a few choice names.
Sienna shows her nudeability at MrSkin.com.
